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Longball 

In a means to in-directly achieve information without being direct, even if it takes much longer.
Sally: I really like this guy, but I'm afraid he doesn't like girls.

Debra: Well, why don't you ask him or spend time bonding to find out?

Sally: No, I don't want to die of embarrassment. Instead I'm going to ask his friends, his sister, or stalk his social media and contact others online he knows to get an answer.

Debra: Stop playing longball and get it over with. You'll live.
Longball by Amish Stalker March 5, 2024

Long-ball-ism 

A condition that extends the sac holding a mans balls, causing it to stretch and sag. Common in older men who think that swimsuits can be worn as underwear.
No, your underwear are supposed to keep your balls closer to your waist not your knees. I think you have long-ball-ism, or you need new underwear!
Long-ball-ism by Chilli Fest April 17, 2020
when you have a testicle removed and the testicle remaining gets lonely
After the surgery, I think I developed lonball.
lonball by emilejfagerstromiv December 15, 2018

Chicks dig the long ball 

Currently used to suggest that women are impressed by feats of strength or spectacular heroics. The phrase entered the pop culture vocabulary through a 1998 Nike ad featuring All-Star baseball players Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine, and Mark McGwire. In it the two skinny pitchers go on an intense training program to become home run hitters like beefy Mark McGwire.
Q: Bro, why did you run into traffic to save that hot girl's dog? You could have been killed.
A: You know . . . chicks dig the long ball.

langball 

a Cork City word.
Probably from Langer and Ballocks.

Insulting. Of a man.
Yer man's a right langball.
langball by Gearóid Ó Laoi April 24, 2005

longfall 

Similar to one being in it for the long haul win, but instead, when one loses, they are in it for the longfall.
I feel bad for losing the battle, but I am glad you were in it for the longfall.
longfall by GlazeHer June 16, 2016
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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