long piss 

It's when you have to piss a whole lot and it usually lasts about a minute straight no breaks in between

that piss I took at our grand parents house at midnight oh god all that urea and other liquids gone ... phew

long piss by oh yeah January 12, 2005

Long Distance Piss 

When a guy tries to go as far away as possible from the toilet or urinal while pissing. Involves a rapid return to normal range if one doesnt wish to piss on the ground after the pressure subsides.

I'll give you a hint: A 45 degree angle is the optimum angle for your cock to achieve distance. (incidentally this is the same for throwing a ball or shooting a gun)

Long Distance Piss by TheDuke March 24, 2005

long streak of piss 

(n.) A tall, skinny person. Usually in the legal proffession.

Lawyer: Listen to me, we can't...

Guy: Shut the fuck up you long streak of piss

long streak of piss by Gumba Gumba May 16, 2004