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Long Distance Piss 

When a guy tries to go as far away as possible from the toilet or urinal while pissing. Involves a rapid return to normal range if one doesnt wish to piss on the ground after the pressure subsides.
I'll give you a hint: A 45 degree angle is the optimum angle for your cock to achieve distance. (incidentally this is the same for throwing a ball or shooting a gun)
Long Distance Piss by TheDuke March 24, 2005

long streak of piss 

(n.) A tall, skinny person. Usually in the legal proffession.
Lawyer: Listen to me, we can't...

Guy: Shut the fuck up you long streak of piss