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Lompsy means a dickhead. An annoying person. In some cases a person who likes fooling around.
That lompsy, Michael got us in trouble again.
lompsy by I fvcked ur momma August 4, 2021
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When an object is loose and lumpy.
Oh god! What happens to that sponge!? It's all lompy and brown!!!!!
Lompy by Peanut butter sculpture October 16, 2017
A mix between loopy and dizzy. The stage before crunked. The third feeling of being fk'ed up. When going down the list of being drunk and high is Loopy, Dizzy, LOOPSY, crunked. Also know as L.D.L.C.
Yo bro.. i was out last night at this party and before you know it i was loopsy,

Hey my dude slow down with the partying you all ready loopsy don't need to get crunked!
Loopsy by Twisted T. October 1, 2012
When a large pair of breasts are crooked. Usually very obvious, especially to some male parties. Makes you want to put your head on a slant. Sometimes good, sometimes bad. It's the will of God.
Guy #1: Wow, it just looks like Lopsy won 1st and 3rd in a wet T-shirt competition!!!
Lopsy by Ace Mulato November 12, 2005

Poopsy Loopsy 

Douchebag: I have a poopsy loopsy.

Fag: Ugh they are the fucking worst. Pieces of shit.

woopsy poopsy loopsy 

something crazy people use to describe other crazy people.
Crazy Girl: belive me if he thinks shes so wonderful he needs a effin beat in the head b/c hes def. gone a lil woopsy poopsy loopsy in the head.

Normal Girl: GIRL YOU CRAZY!
woopsy poopsy loopsy by KGANGSTABC August 25, 2005

lopsy-gogged 

The sheets on this bed are all lopsy-gogged; can you please tuck them in?
lopsy-gogged by Dayna Darby April 21, 2004
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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