8 definitions by Ace Mulato

axl

First name of lead singer for "Guns N' Roses", Axl Rose.

Slang for oral sex because "Axl Rose" rearranged can become "Oral Sex"

Hello my name is Axl Rose. I enjoy Axl Rose while looking at Axl Rose and listening to Axl Rose.

Interpret that how you wish.

by Ace Mulato October 9, 2005

Queereye

When a gay, and a woman with a bung eye (possibly a lesbian) assume a relationship as to divert peoples attention to their sexuality. Regularly in play with people ashamed of themselves, and men who spend too much time wearing womens glasses...

See also Biclops

Guy #1: Did you hear? Queer eye is fighting!
Guy #2: Day'm
Guy #1: Yeah I know! Could this be the final episode of Queereye?
Guy #2: I want that piece of ass...
Guy #1: WHAT?!

by Ace Mulato May 7, 2005

biclops

Noun - Not of being one, but two. When people with lazy eyes and bi-sexuals live in peace, regularly crossing the line between straight, friendly hugs to lesbianic activity.

See also Queereye

Guy #1: Yo, dude, check out that bi-clops, they is totally lookin' for some puss-ay
Guy #2: That bung eyes kinda a turn off though
Guy #1: Yeah, but I'd root salt... CH'MON

by Ace Mulato May 7, 2005

ÿ

1. Appears at first glance to be a regular "y", but upon closer inspection it contains to dots above it, which is not usual for a y in the english language. These dots give the appearance that it is somehow a deranged smiley face with it's lip hanging far below where its mouth ends.

2. The final definition on Urban Dictionary.

It is impossible to pronounce "ÿ" without first cutting out your tongue and eating hot coals.

by Ace Mulato April 17, 2006

snuffles

When you have an urge to look at snuff porn. Common among Asians and the like.

Guy #1: Hey Ling Tow, whats the matter?
Ling Tow: I've got the snuffles
*Guy #1 jumps out window and calls the cops*

by Ace Mulato October 9, 2005

Lopsy

When a large pair of breasts are crooked. Usually very obvious, especially to some male parties. Makes you want to put your head on a slant. Sometimes good, sometimes bad. It's the will of God.

Guy #1: Wow, it just looks like Lopsy won 1st and 3rd in a wet T-shirt competition!!!

by Ace Mulato November 12, 2005

wiki

The act of being a "premature ejactulator" because they are "fast" or in hawaiian, "wiki". Applied to one "Matthew" for which the basis of his reputation rests on, thus he gained this nickname for being the fastest. Other alternatives are "Premo", "Wiki-wiki" or "That guy with jizz in his pants".

Senario #1
*Leachy in a nightclub trying to pick up*
Leachy: Hey baby, I'm so wiki you wont have to feel ashamed.
Woman: Don't touch me.
...Two days later this woman filed a restraining order due to reasons unknown...

Senario #2
Guy 1: That porno was so hot, I pulled a wiki...
Guy 2: Dude, that wasn't porno, that was my Dad in the shower
Naveen: DANGer-ous!!!

by Ace Mulato May 6, 2005