lolymer

The polymerization of multiple "lol"s. Usually used in an attempt to taunt the use of internet acronyms, or just to express an excess of laughing out loud (or the lack thereof). In addition, this is mildly pleasurable to use in actual dialogue.

1: Dude, I opened my textbook to study, but then I realized that is for stupid people.
2: lololololol.
1: Nice lolymer.

by NotAidan February 23, 2012

lolyer

A person that falsely claims to have a professional legal background.

<lolyer> I am a lawyer and I tell you; it is illegal for Americans to pay taxes elsewhere.

<pato> that guy is such a lolyer.

by patonomo May 24, 2011

lolmergency

Noun.

A situation where something is needed to be done immediately to cause maximum laughs or lol.

Henry: I can't edit the photo until dad gets off the computer.
Chrissy: No hurry! Tell him it's a lolmergency.
Henry: Okay! lol!

by ChrissyLikes December 3, 2009

lolamerican

Slander and degrading term used for stupid Americans ruining stuff, usually in team based games online.
Generally used by non-americans for obvious reasons.
Also see: americunt

Person 1: Why the f*** is he hogging all the vehicles for himself? He just crashed/destroyed one!
Person 2: Yeah. What a lolamerican.

by intronaut May 12, 2009