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A person with the motivation but not the will to do something

It is also a Instagram page that overlays pop music over artists having a good time (lo1ues)

He is so lolues to become the best football player

lolues by Bar thalamus the 3rd July 30, 2021

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Lolus Auditus

The Latin equivalent of "lol" (laugh out loud). Lolus Auditus was a common expression of ancient Romans in the forum. Many of the people who hung around the /b/ (/roman baths/) area of the forum especially enjoyed the use of this phrase.

Septimius: "Tuum mater scortum magnum est."
Gaius: "Infercio meum phallum longum de inguli tui sororis."
Claudius: "LOLUS AUDITUS!"

Lolus Auditus by Harry Balswinkleniger VI October 20, 2009

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Lolness Monster

Similar to ROFL and LMAO, LOLness Monster is a word used when LOL is simply not enough.

Best used with Monster being capitalised; LOLness MONSTER!!

Bob: "I got tied to a signpost naked yesterday."

Alice: "LOLness MONSTER!!!"

Lolness Monster by AER10122 July 10, 2010

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lollesque

Something grotesque that worths to be "Laughed out loud" at.

Dude 1 : Yo that chick last nite wuz so gorgeous, too bad she wuz a fatty !!1oneone!1
Dude 2 : Lollesque !11

lollesque by roflskeetlmao April 16, 2008

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loluscared

A term that came from the origin "lolumad". It's a way to egg people on who are getting angry over the internet, mainly used in games to make them angry and lose their cool.

Player 1 : hey wanna fight ?
Player 2 : no you hack and your a noob
Player 1 : loluscared
Player 2 : no. I just dont want to fig-
Player 1 : LOLUSCARED?
Player 2 : stfu I could own u lets fight. *K0'd*

loluscared by ggakk January 17, 2010

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LOLLESS

When something is not LOL or someone is not funny they are LOLLESS

Chris is so LOLLESS

LOLLESS by Loophole March 2, 2017

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Lava Loques

Sunglasses that have been left in your car on a hot day. You dont realize how hot they are until you already put them on and burn your face.

I was in a hurry to get to work last summer. Ended up putting on some Lava Loques and roasted my face:(

Lava Loques by iNiQMa June 20, 2009

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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