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Lolus Auditus 

The Latin equivalent of "lol" (laugh out loud). Lolus Auditus was a common expression of ancient Romans in the forum. Many of the people who hung around the /b/ (/roman baths/) area of the forum especially enjoyed the use of this phrase.
Septimius: "Tuum mater scortum magnum est."
Gaius: "Infercio meum phallum longum de inguli tui sororis."
Claudius: "LOLUS AUDITUS!"
Related Words

Lolness Monster 

Similar to ROFL and LMAO, LOLness Monster is a word used when LOL is simply not enough.

Best used with Monster being capitalised; LOLness MONSTER!!
Bob: "I got tied to a signpost naked yesterday."

Alice: "LOLness MONSTER!!!"
Lolness Monster by AER10122 July 10, 2010

lollesque 

Something grotesque that worths to be "Laughed out loud" at.
Dude 1 : Yo that chick last nite wuz so gorgeous, too bad she wuz a fatty !!1oneone!1
Dude 2 : Lollesque !11
lollesque by roflskeetlmao April 16, 2008

loluscared 

A term that came from the origin "lolumad". It's a way to egg people on who are getting angry over the internet, mainly used in games to make them angry and lose their cool.
Player 1 : hey wanna fight ?
Player 2 : no you hack and your a noob
Player 1 : loluscared
Player 2 : no. I just dont want to fig-
Player 1 : LOLUSCARED?
Player 2 : stfu I could own u lets fight. *K0'd*
loluscared by ggakk January 17, 2010
When something is not LOL or someone is not funny they are LOLLESS
Chris is so LOLLESS
LOLLESS by Loophole March 2, 2017

Lava Loques 

Sunglasses that have been left in your car on a hot day. You dont realize how hot they are until you already put them on and burn your face.
I was in a hurry to get to work last summer. Ended up putting on some Lava Loques and roasted my face:(
Lava Loques by iNiQMa June 20, 2009