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Lolus Auditus 

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The Latin equivalent of "lol" (laugh out loud). Lolus Auditus was a common expression of ancient Romans in the forum. Many of the people who hung around the /b/ (/roman baths/) area of the forum especially enjoyed the use of this phrase.
Septimius: "Tuum mater scortum magnum est."
Gaius: "Infercio meum phallum longum de inguli tui sororis."
Claudius: "LOLUS AUDITUS!"
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Lolness Monster 

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Similar to ROFL and LMAO, LOLness Monster is a word used when LOL is simply not enough.

Best used with Monster being capitalised; LOLness MONSTER!!
Bob: "I got tied to a signpost naked yesterday."

Alice: "LOLness MONSTER!!!"
Lolness Monster by AER10122 July 10, 2010

lollesque 

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Something grotesque that worths to be "Laughed out loud" at.
Dude 1 : Yo that chick last nite wuz so gorgeous, too bad she wuz a fatty !!1oneone!1
Dude 2 : Lollesque !11
lollesque by roflskeetlmao April 16, 2008

loluscared 

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A term that came from the origin "lolumad". It's a way to egg people on who are getting angry over the internet, mainly used in games to make them angry and lose their cool.
Player 1 : hey wanna fight ?
Player 2 : no you hack and your a noob
Player 1 : loluscared
Player 2 : no. I just dont want to fig-
Player 1 : LOLUSCARED?
Player 2 : stfu I could own u lets fight. *K0'd*
loluscared by ggakk January 17, 2010

LOLLESS

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When something is not LOL or someone is not funny they are LOLLESS
Chris is so LOLLESS
LOLLESS by Loophole March 2, 2017

Lava Loques 

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Sunglasses that have been left in your car on a hot day. You dont realize how hot they are until you already put them on and burn your face.
I was in a hurry to get to work last summer. Ended up putting on some Lava Loques and roasted my face:(
Lava Loques by iNiQMa June 20, 2009
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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