Lollerbation 

Excessive use of the meme language known as Leet (Leetspeak, Eleet, I33t, 1337, whatever), especially variations of "LOL".

Aaron: OMG, n00b, check out theez awesome lolcats!

Erin: Lollerskates!

Arin: Roflcopters, d00d.

Airen: T0tal pwnage!

Air In: You better not be rickrolling me now, ROFLMAO!!!

Voice from television public service broadcast: Recent studies indicate that excessive lollerbation can lead to loneliness, severe depression and hairy palms.

Lollerbation by Whordley Wordsmithson, Esq. March 7, 2009

Lofterbation 

The act of masturbating while in one's dorm room lofted bed, with or without roommates present. The lofts must be so high above the ground that, upon ejaculation, the discharge sticks to the ceiling.

After returning from class, I noticed the jizz dripping from the ceiling and immediately assumed Fat Jimmy had been lofterbating.

I took one look at my roommate Jim Nugent and was forced to hop in bed to lofterbate.

My erectile dysfunction doesn't allow for lofterbating.

After bombing my Orgo test, I ran back to the dorm for some quality lofterbation.

With four guys in one room, lofterbation is so frequent that we painted our ceiling white.

Lofterbation by James T. Nugent November 12, 2008

lolerbation

to masterbate while loling your fucking tits off

yo dude i think i have serious lolerbation problem, i was up all night lolerbating and now my balls contain no baby juice

lolerbation by Steamd Rice July 25, 2010

lolversation 

In an online conversation, when the majority of someone's responses to you consist of them typing LOL or they use the term so often that it becomes akin to punctuation.

Yo man, check out this lolversation I had.

Tom: And I put the hat on the kid's head and called him captain.
Anna: lol
Tom: It was a good time.
Anna: lol
Anna: sounds like it lol
Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Anna: I'm going to a party
Anna: lol

lolversation by calmling January 24, 2010

lollerbating 

When something happens that's so funny you spring wood.

My ex got a DUI and I started lollerbating all over the place

lollerbating by grunyo August 25, 2008