lolitimes

v. The act of fornicating with a young female, or lolita. Often and quite rightly associated with paedophilia.

Dude: I went out last night and had some lolitimes

Other Dude: You fucked a lolita?

Dude: ...yeah?

Other Dude: ...score!

by blurredline December 5, 2009

lolitics

1: A category of images featuring political figures and/or situations, humorously captioned in teh LOL style.

2:An image in the lolotics category

"I think I like lolitics and failing about the same"

"Have you seem my favorite lolitics? It's the one with Obama at the podium pointing his hand sternly, and he's going "EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT, I GOT THIS!"

by metheuspro January 8, 2009

lolitis

A condition mainly affecting young people from the age of 10 to 16, particularly in females who spend too much time in chat rooms or IMing programs. When afflicted, the persons fingers will spasm, continuously tapping the letter l, o, and l once more, even if the situation is not even remotely funny. As of now, the only hope is that the afflicted will either grow out of it or develop a brain.

That girl is impossible to talk to over the internet, she has lolitis.

by Stymied January 1, 2008

Lolitics

Crap that political parties speil out that makes you laugh out loud. A combination of the worlds LOL and politics

Person one: "did you see the news? Gordon Brown is going to reduce infection rates by giving the NHS 5000 more matrons"

Person two "lolitics. Why not give them 5000 more cleaners?"

by Crazy Nurse January 4, 2009

loltimes

when you laugh at something funny then reminis upon the time with the phrase, "lol times"

haaa good times julie, haah fun fun loltimes

by lolybob February 18, 2009

LOLitics

Since Trump politics went down the drain. Politics in general should be something which are informing, warning or exciting one about something upcoming. Not making someone laugh about the latest decisions:
An Example:
NEWS:
"School shooting happened"
Kids are asking for a ban of weapons
Politician who is a member of the NRA tells, that rocks and stones need to be banned because, they initially made the shooter crazy.

Trump does nothing about politics, we call it LOLitics, because he has no clue, of what he decides on.

by mokR March 21, 2019

legitimestest

The mostest legitimate, or the most legitimest.

dude : Need some signature to get migros ice tea to UNESCO
dude2 : This seems like an legitimate concern for all.
dude3 : the legitimest
dude : Legitimestest

by Legitimestest March 5, 2020