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logged out

slang term meaning that you have a stretched out butt hole from too many log sized cocks in your ass over the years
Darrells homosexual life stye created his logged out condition
logged out by llvdoc December 16, 2025
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Logged-out 

Being really fucked up on xanax, ativan or any other benzodiazepine drug usually not being able to remember what happened.
I ate two bars (xanax) last night and got so Logged-out I cant remember anything!
Logged-out by Itvan Humperdink February 2, 2009

logged-out 

To crap. The vacating of fecal logs from one's body.
Good lord! I just logged-out something fierce and I think I may have miscleaned!
logged-out by Phondookee July 8, 2005

Getting logged out 

the most painful thing to happen
OH NO I GOT LOGGED OUT OF MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
True Story: I actually lost two of my YouTube accounts to this they are still faulting around the internet I just can't log in to them Getting logged out sucks

longed out

When somone or something you're waiting on just takes so long and you're getting so impatient, you're being longed out.
I got so longed out by my dealer, was waiting for time last night.
Bruv, swear down don't long me out, you better be here by 9.
longed out by don96 May 27, 2016

Lagged Out 

1.) When the server of an MMORPG causes you to Log Out due to lag or a bad internet connection.

2.) The process of getting booted from the server of an MMORPG when experiencing lag. This can be caused by multiple things. The most common is the result of a bad internet connection, the second most common is when the server is experiencing a lot of activity and has to automatically log players out to relieve some of the lag.
Dude, This game is being a douche! It keeps lagging me out.

Sorry I couldn't help, I got lagged out.

Player 1: Hey, can you come help me with a quest in <insert town name here>? Player 2: Sorry, that towns too crowded. I always get lagged out when I go there.
Lagged Out by Spaz Havok July 22, 2009

longed out

When you want to do something but you have to wait an inordinately long time to do so or are unable to do so.
Person one: I really want to get high but my mate borrowed all my weed.

Person two: Ah man that sucks.
Person one: I know man, I'm longed out.
longed out by Adena98 July 15, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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