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Loganize 

To be so lazy that you won't come out of your bedroom except to eat and go to the bathroom. That would require having to stop playing video games, which would be a hassle, as you can't be AFK in your online game or you'll risk being banned, and it's too inconvenient to back out to the lobby after a match is over because your friends might play a match without you.

Things you can't do include (but is not limited to) walking your dog, taking out the trash, taking your laundry to the washroom, and cleaning your room to the point where you don't even notice it smells like a gym locker room in there.
Stop Loganizing and get these dishes done.

He doesn't ever come outside to hang out any more. All he does is Loganize.
Loganize by Nakita Block September 11, 2020
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(adjective)
1. consensual sex between friends with absolutely no intention of a romantic relationship
2. another term for "friend with benefits"
"Neither of us are ready for a relationship, but the sex is pretty good. Lets keep it strictly loganic."

"We've never dated! It was strictly loganic the entire time!"
Loganic by indienox December 1, 2020
Originally thought to be the bridge between platonic and amorous relationships, the term Loganic was originally coined as a measurement for the total fluids released during a Piss Baby Episode.
“You look a little shaken up, are you alright?”
“Dude I think I let out at least 13 Loganics on our date.”

Loganized 

When someone who is present but is not completely all there.
Just like Hugh Jackman's Wolverine where he lost his memory and was basically a retard the whole movie. He was Loganized the whole origin movie.

Lohanwich 

Lohanwich (Low hAn witch)

(a) sandwich that looks like you want to put it in your mouth for about ten seconds, then dissolves into something you would never, ever touch.

(b) sandwich you have to steal and it's served baked. It's not really old though, it just looks REALLY old and stale.
‎2 sandwich makers @ sandwich spot. My friend gets Sandwich Maker B w her magical fingers. I get A and get stuck with a Lohanwich.
Lohanwich by JunkMale November 14, 2011
a sexual relationship between friends with no romantic intention (similar to friends with benefits, but shorter and more direct in its meaning)
my friend and I are in a Loganic relationship.

there's no such thing as platonic sex. Platonic means no intention of romantic or sexual relationship. You guys are thinking of LOGANIC
Loganic by LogoBogo December 1, 2020
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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