log clog
log clog by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
Words you can keep
One Log Clog
Person 1: Man, I ate way too much at Golden Corral 's Endless Buffet ™. When I got home I was about to blow. The shit was so massive that it was a one log clog.
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...
One Log Clog by Skeetwood Mac February 6, 2018
Clog Log
Tim: How were the bathrooms?
Horace: I dropped the biggest clog log of my life in the shitter.
Tim: Making a big impression, I see.
Horace: I dropped the biggest clog log of my life in the shitter.
Tim: Making a big impression, I see.
Clog Log by Gus Mahler September 23, 2018
I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you
the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
Log Clogger
(1) Fecal excrement of such abnormally large girth that it is (or would be) unable to be eliminated by the flushing mechanism.
(2) Large bowel movement that overwhelms the capabilities of modern plumbing. May or may not be the size of the hole in the toilet.
(2) Large bowel movement that overwhelms the capabilities of modern plumbing. May or may not be the size of the hole in the toilet.
Michelle dropped the old log clogger at Sarah's apartment and she had to have her septic system reinstalled
You call that a log clogger man? I have thicker dumps that that after a week of eating split pea soup.
You call that a log clogger man? I have thicker dumps that that after a week of eating split pea soup.
Log Clogger by Tom and Michelle May 22, 2008
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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