When someone shoves something in your lock and fucks it up because they are a fucking retard and were obviously high.
Jimmy : Aw golly gee my door wont open
Random guy: looks like someone lockfucked your door
Jimmy: Lockfuck ? whats that?
Random guy: THATS WHEN YOU SHOVED A BROKEN KEY IN AND OUT OF IT 20 MILLION FUCKING TIMES OR SOME OTHER SHIT THAT DOESNT GO IN THERE
Dorm management : OH HAI THERE JIMMY I SEE U BROKE UR DOOR HOW ABOUT YOU PAY FOR IT
Random guy: looks like someone lockfucked your door
Jimmy: Lockfuck ? whats that?
Random guy: THATS WHEN YOU SHOVED A BROKEN KEY IN AND OUT OF IT 20 MILLION FUCKING TIMES OR SOME OTHER SHIT THAT DOESNT GO IN THERE
Dorm management : OH HAI THERE JIMMY I SEE U BROKE UR DOOR HOW ABOUT YOU PAY FOR IT
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