lockfuck

When someone shoves something in your lock and fucks it up because they are a fucking retard and were obviously high.

Jimmy : Aw golly gee my door wont open

Random guy: looks like someone lockfucked your door

Jimmy: Lockfuck ? whats that?

Random guy: THATS WHEN YOU SHOVED A BROKEN KEY IN AND OUT OF IT 20 MILLION FUCKING TIMES OR SOME OTHER SHIT THAT DOESNT GO IN THERE

Dorm management : OH HAI THERE JIMMY I SEE U BROKE UR DOOR HOW ABOUT YOU PAY FOR IT

lockfuck by IWANTTODIERIGHTNOW July 7, 2010

lickfucker

The near impossible act of providing cunnilingus to a female whilst pounding her sweet sweet baby hole at the same time.

that dudes a talented lickfucker, he can dislocate his back.

lickfucker by Mack daddy DINGO November 26, 2009

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lickfuck

an exclamation.

What the lickfuck you talking about?

lickfuck by Gre October 29, 2003

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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