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lickfucker 

The near impossible act of providing cunnilingus to a female whilst pounding her sweet sweet baby hole at the same time.
that dudes a talented lickfucker, he can dislocate his back.
lickfucker by Mack daddy DINGO November 26, 2009
When someone shoves something in your lock and fucks it up because they are a fucking retard and were obviously high.
Jimmy : Aw golly gee my door wont open

Random guy: looks like someone lockfucked your door

Jimmy: Lockfuck ? whats that?

Random guy: THATS WHEN YOU SHOVED A BROKEN KEY IN AND OUT OF IT 20 MILLION FUCKING TIMES OR SOME OTHER SHIT THAT DOESNT GO IN THERE

Dorm management : OH HAI THERE JIMMY I SEE U BROKE UR DOOR HOW ABOUT YOU PAY FOR IT

Tit lick fuck 

You take someone’s titty and suck on it till they start bleeding and then shove your dick in it bust a nut then lick it till the evidence is gone
Bro my girl came over and I tied her down and gave her a tit lick fuck
Tit lick fuck by Jay-turd-kkk September 24, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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