Jimmy : Aw golly gee my door wont open
Random
guy: looks like someone lockfucked your door
Jimmy: Lockfuck ? whats that?
Random guy: THATS WHEN YOU SHOVED A BROKEN KEY IN AND OUT OF IT 20 MILLION
FUCKING TIMES OR SOME OTHER SHIT THAT DOESNT GO IN THERE
Dorm management : OH HAI THERE JIMMY I SEE U
BROKE UR DOOR HOW ABOUT YOU PAY FOR IT