lickfuck

an exclamation.

What the lickfuck you talking about?

by Gre October 29, 2003

lickfucker

The near impossible act of providing cunnilingus to a female whilst pounding her sweet sweet baby hole at the same time.

that dudes a talented lickfucker, he can dislocate his back.

by Mack daddy DINGO November 26, 2009

lockfuck

When someone shoves something in your lock and fucks it up because they are a fucking retard and were obviously high.

Jimmy : Aw golly gee my door wont open

Random guy: looks like someone lockfucked your door

Jimmy: Lockfuck ? whats that?

Random guy: THATS WHEN YOU SHOVED A BROKEN KEY IN AND OUT OF IT 20 MILLION FUCKING TIMES OR SOME OTHER SHIT THAT DOESNT GO IN THERE

Dorm management : OH HAI THERE JIMMY I SEE U BROKE UR DOOR HOW ABOUT YOU PAY FOR IT

by IWANTTODIERIGHTNOW July 7, 2010

Tit lick fuck

You take someone’s titty and suck on it till they start bleeding and then shove your dick in it bust a nut then lick it till the evidence is gone

Bro my girl came over and I tied her down and gave her a tit lick fuck

by Jay-turd-kkk September 24, 2019