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lobster head 

"you had to fuck that lobster head-ass nigga...i should have slapped you...but the god said CHIIILL..."
lobster head by mister ill May 9, 2003

Lobster Head 

Lobster Head is universal and transcends this universe, expanding infinitely into all universes. Lobster Head is not only beyond time and space, Lobster Head IS time and space. Lobster Head is the Ying to your Yang (or you can be the Ying, Lobster Head really doesn't give a flying fuck.) Lobster Head is not a religion, but it is the worship of all religions. Although Lobster Head first presented itself to this dimension on the glorious night of November 21st 2007, Lobster Head has always, and will always be. Lobster Head is a baby's first smile, and the first bicep Jeffery Daumer ever ate. Lobster Head is love. Lobster Head is hate. To quote Dr. Egon Spengler, "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light." This is what a human's first experience of Lobster Head is often like. Yes, Lobster Head is total protonic reversal. The most important thing to remember is that Lobster Head is forever, the rest will just fall into place. Finally, why "Gimme Drank?" Well, shout it out loud and all of your questions will be answered. LH4eva
Lobster Head forever don't you ever fuck with me!
Lobster Head by skyerider January 28, 2008

Lobster Head 

Lobster Head is a lifestyle and a way of looking at the world.
Lobster Head is universal and transcends this universe, expanding infinitely into all universes.
Lobster Head is not only beyond time and space, Lobster Head IS time and space.
Lobster Head is not a religion, but it is the worship of all religions. Lobster Head has always, and will always be.
Lobster Head is love. Lobster Head is hate.
The most important thing to remember is that Lobster Head is forever, the rest will just fall into place.
Lobster Head for life
Lobster Head by anonymouslifelover January 6, 2008

Lobsterhead 

Someone who uses the phrases; tell me why, that ain't "phresh", thats "phresh", or "shiste" accompanied with "naah" or yo in every sentence they say. May also refer to a white person who refers to other white people as "nigga".
Lobsterhead 1-"Naah yo, tell me why I got head yesterday yo."
Lobsterhead 2- "Shistey yo, that shits phresh."
Lobsterhead by NFPS October 11, 2009
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