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surgery that uses a part of your earlobe to make 'labia-grafts'! They are rolled through a machine - similar to the 'wringer' on an old washing machine - and the best bit is - if you use the part of your earlobe that was pierced you end up with an instant labia-piercing!!! They are called "Lobias"

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"Help me DR,
My labias were ripped off in a terrible accident"

DR: "that's OK you can get some lobia's"
"Really - great thanks what does this involve"
DR: "Just an earlobe graft -even comes with a piercing"
lobia's by Mamabeere June 15, 2010
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Labia Salad 

Coined term by Patrick Cloud from the YouTube channel "All Def" meaning a woman's vagina doused in your favorite salad dressing.
Tina: I want to spice things up in the bedroom
Mike: I've always wanted to try a Labia Salad... I'll get the French dressing.
Labia Salad by FlyingV92 May 13, 2020

labia scrape 

When a woman violently mashes her sloppy, wet labia across your greedy face.
Why is your face so red? That damned Chelsea held me down and labia scraped me again, and Terrell just sat there and watched!
labia scrape by yer shirt December 16, 2016

labia surfer 

a guy who gets alot of pussy and looks good doing it.
that guy sees more pink flappy than a toilet seat,hes a real "labia surfer!"
labia surfer by Shad Shores March 19, 2004

Labia sandwich

2 women gather and do the following:

1. get naked
2. take the loosest part of their own Labias
3. stack the two labias side by side
4. pinch the two Labias together
5. make out in front of camera (optional)
Nikki: OMG, im hungry
Alexa: Me too, wanna make a Labia Sandwich?
Labia sandwich by MeAN_GoRillAZ January 30, 2010

Lee Glass Wolf Bern Lobi STYNE 

Lee sold me this quad of chronic and Glass had to measure it out, Wolf on the other hand supplied the digi and Bern made sure the deal was straight, Lobi drove me to the location and STYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYYINE paid for the chronDO.

Labia Stick 

Not to be confused with a dildo, Labia Stick is chap-stick / lip stick for your pussy lips. Good for the winter time.
Yo, I was jogging the other day and my pussy lips was chapped as a mother fucker, so I put some Labia Stick on. Problems = Solved!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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