Lo Mein 

Slur refers to any woman of Asian descent (not limited to Chinese as you would assume), since average non-cultured people can't tell the difference between one Asian and another. Men who go out to score Asian women call themselves, "Going out for Chinese," hence the definition.

Asian women are perceived as the new "trophy wife" as it is a misconception that Asian women will only date Causcasian men, GIs, superstar athletes, celebrities, or photographers from import racing magazines.

Jeff: "Yo, Tyrone! Check out that Lo Mein over there. She's HOT."
Tyrone: "She's cute and all, but WHERE IS HER ASS?"

Lo Mein by actionbastard February 17, 2008

lo mein 

1. reference to a woman's labia or outer vagina.

I wonder how Ginger's lo mein is looking after all these years?

lo mein by Bud E Love May 6, 2003

Lo Mein 

Fiercely fucking a chick's asshole without a condom and getting shit up your dick hole, then making the chick slurp it out like a noodle.

Yao: "Last night I went to Panda Express and ordered a Lo Mein!"
Chung: "Wow must have been tasty!"
Yao: "Not the noodle bowl, the shit bowl."

Lo Mein by LIL z 904 November 29, 2017

Lo mein 

Lo mein (n): a word used to mean "stop" during role play.

Suppose two people are roleplaying and one says "Stop", it doesn't necessarily mean stop but if they say "Lo mein", it means stop.

Lo mein by Deya McCann September 26, 2022

lo-mein 

Chinese noodles.

"I don't know where people get the definition of lo-mein being a slang term for a woman's vagina. I guess regardless of either one, lo-mein IS good eatin'. ^.^ "
-me

lo-mein by Dave February 14, 2004

lo-mein 

Lo-Mein=Low Mane= Pubic Hair

I'm hungry for som Lo-mein!

lo-mein by Uter Braten January 8, 2005

Lo Mein Buffet

When a man stuffs feces into the vagina and anus of his partner, has sexual intercourse with both orifices, and transmits HIV to the unknowing partner whose orifices are filled with shit.

Dude, Zachary totally gave that fat stripper the Lo Mein Buffet last night. Wait till that bitch finds out she's got AIDS, that's gonna be fuckin hilarious!

Lo Mein Buffet by Dick Slap Death February 4, 2010