"I don't know where people get the definition of lo-mein being a slang term for a woman's vagina. I guess regardless of either one, lo-mein IS good eatin'. ^.^ "
by Dave February 14, 2004
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Slur refers to any woman of Asian descent (not limited to Chinese as you would assume), since average non-cultured people can't tell the difference between one Asian and another. Men who go out to score Asian women call themselves, "Going out for Chinese," hence the definition.

Asian women are perceived as the new "trophy wife" as it is a misconception that Asian women will only date Causcasian men, GIs, superstar athletes, celebrities, or photographers from import racing magazines.
Jeff: "Yo, Tyrone! Check out that Lo Mein over there. She's HOT."
Tyrone: "She's cute and all, but WHERE IS HER ASS?"
by actionbastard February 17, 2008
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1. reference to a woman's labia or outer vagina.
I wonder how Ginger's lo mein is looking after all these years?
by Bud E Love May 6, 2003
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Fiercely fucking a chick's asshole without a condom and getting shit up your dick hole, then making the chick slurp it out like a noodle.
Yao: "Last night I went to Panda Express and ordered a Lo Mein!"
Chung: "Wow must have been tasty!"
Yao: "Not the noodle bowl, the shit bowl."
by LIL z 904 November 29, 2017
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When your pubes are longer than your dick.
Damn that boy hairy. I bet he has some serious dong lo mein.
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When property, like a Chinese restaurant, is seized by the Chinese government to make way for another public-sector or private-sector enterprise and inadequate compensation, or no compensation at all, is paid to the owner of that property.

Alternatively, it would be a prize given to a professional Chinese chef who makes the best lo mein around.
When the Three Gorges Dam was built the Chinese government declared Eminent Lo Mein and thousands of Chinese restaurants were seized and shut down in order to make way for the new reservoir.

Hu Wang Fat makes the best lo mein in Albany, NY. He should receive an Eminent Lo Mein award Culinary Institute.
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