lmot 

LOVE ME ON TWITTER

Hey birches go LMOT

lmot by Odyyy October 18, 2018

LMOTD 

Stands for Lesbian Moment Of The Day

- Hey Danielle! did you see Katy Perry at the AMA?
- Yes!! she looked so hot! Did u see Taylor Swift?

- Gosh YES! That hair looks great on her!
- LOL, we just had our LMOTD

LMOTD by Cheer_Bear December 1, 2010

LMOTP 

LET ME ON TOP PLEASE
lettuce mayo onion tomato pickle

LMOTP Friday night with you, baby, and, burgers and fries.

LMOTP by sfdjgoisivnrs'obmgtrbpotr November 5, 2017

lmoto 

To laugh ones over grown toe nail off.
Instead of laughing ones ass off in event of the ass in question being exeedingly lovely.

A: lmao
B: NO, don't laugh ur ass off, its gorgeus, laugh ur over grown toe nail off instead.
A: lmoto

lmoto by monstamix May 9, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016