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When someone thinks they are opium, but they actually pick pennies up off the ground. They also have an addiction to jelking.
Landen always is lleking when he comes into our apartment.
lleking by Hangman00 April 24, 2024
Words you can keep

liekingz 

do you like it?

"r you of teh liekingz?"
liekingz by ohjar September 13, 2009
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ho-llering 

when two or more prostitutes yell at each other, esp. across a street or short distance
Ha! Look at those two pros ho-llering it up...must be a territory dispute.
ho-llering by hotspurhotlava July 10, 2011
A man with unlimited beauty and self-confidence. A leking thinks he is gods gift to the world, and probably is. The fact that he knows this makes him somewhat annoying and amusing at the same time.
leking is loving himself again.

Typical leking
leking by Rach July 10, 2004
Often big-headed and obsessed with their own genitalia, lekings are in no way anything like they claim to be.

More often than not they haunt internet forums, proclaiming that they are 'teh secks' and other such egotistical comments.

Avoid at all costs, for fear of losing your self-confidance.

They are often known to have a heinous anus.

Also used as an insult to someone who thinks they are hardcore, cool or popular, but are not.
"You leking."

Leking: "I r teh secks."
Bystander: "Go home, small child."
Leking: "Admit it."
Bystander: "You have the largest ego I have ever seen. Stop invading my cleavage."
leking by Anon July 11, 2004
When you like something on facebook just so that you wont have to write a comment, even though you dont think its funny at all .Mostly used to get out of long conversations on your or somebody else's status.
A's Status: had fun today at the park with @B :D
B Comments: yeah!me too.never thought we could have so much fun at the park!
A Comments: ikr! lol! and when we saw that guy doing that thing!!haha
*A gets bored and resorts to lieking the previous comment*
lieking by 1tim3r December 9, 2010
1. to look at something with an intense urge to rape.

2. To look forward to an event with the fiery passion of a four year old locked in a candy store.
Man, I am so lloking forward to getting crunk this Friday!

Me too, I've had a bad week, I need some booze in me now!

O my god, you were totally just lloking at that grandma!

No, man I swear I wasn't!!!
lloking by Kaylee G October 26, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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