lleking
When someone thinks they are opium, but they actually pick pennies up off the ground. They also have an addiction to jelking.
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ho-llering by hotspurhotlava July 10, 2011
leking
A man with unlimited beauty and self-confidence. A leking thinks he is gods gift to the world, and probably is. The fact that he knows this makes him somewhat annoying and amusing at the same time.
leking
Often big-headed and obsessed with their own genitalia, lekings are in no way anything like they claim to be.
More often than not they haunt internet forums, proclaiming that they are 'teh secks' and other such egotistical comments.
Avoid at all costs, for fear of losing your self-confidance.
They are often known to have a heinous anus.
Also used as an insult to someone who thinks they are hardcore, cool or popular, but are not.
More often than not they haunt internet forums, proclaiming that they are 'teh secks' and other such egotistical comments.
Avoid at all costs, for fear of losing your self-confidance.
They are often known to have a heinous anus.
Also used as an insult to someone who thinks they are hardcore, cool or popular, but are not.
"You leking."
Leking: "I r teh secks."
Bystander: "Go home, small child."
Leking: "Admit it."
Bystander: "You have the largest ego I have ever seen. Stop invading my cleavage."
Leking: "I r teh secks."
Bystander: "Go home, small child."
Leking: "Admit it."
Bystander: "You have the largest ego I have ever seen. Stop invading my cleavage."
lieking
When you like something on facebook just so that you wont have to write a comment, even though you dont think its funny at all .Mostly used to get out of long conversations on your or somebody else's status.
A's Status: had fun today at the park with @B :D
B Comments: yeah!me too.never thought we could have so much fun at the park!
A Comments: ikr! lol! and when we saw that guy doing that thing!!haha
*A gets bored and resorts to lieking the previous comment*
B Comments: yeah!me too.never thought we could have so much fun at the park!
A Comments: ikr! lol! and when we saw that guy doing that thing!!haha
*A gets bored and resorts to lieking the previous comment*
lloking
1. to look at something with an intense urge to rape.
2. To look forward to an event with the fiery passion of a four year old locked in a candy store.
2. To look forward to an event with the fiery passion of a four year old locked in a candy store.
Man, I am so lloking forward to getting crunk this Friday!
Me too, I've had a bad week, I need some booze in me now!
O my god, you were totally just lloking at that grandma!
No, man I swear I wasn't!!!
Me too, I've had a bad week, I need some booze in me now!
O my god, you were totally just lloking at that grandma!
No, man I swear I wasn't!!!