lizardious
lizardious by Lionel Musa October 21, 2017
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Lidarious
Lidarious by Apollo Henderson March 18, 2008
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lizardious • Lazarious • Liardius • liarious • Libtardious • Lidarious • lizardio • lizardpost • lizard lounge • lizard music
liarious
1. An adjective used to describe bullshit that makes you laugh due to the level of inaccuracy and falseness
2. An adjective used to describe someone who frequently lies and makes false statements to the point it entertains anyone listening.
3. The objective of the board game "Malarky"
2. An adjective used to describe someone who frequently lies and makes false statements to the point it entertains anyone listening.
3. The objective of the board game "Malarky"
Eric: Dude, I fucked that chick all night long.
Gabe: LOL, that's liarious!
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Phil: I am so much sexier, smarter and cooler than you.
Peter: OMG, you are one liarious dude.
Gabe: LOL, that's liarious!
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Phil: I am so much sexier, smarter and cooler than you.
Peter: OMG, you are one liarious dude.
liarious by quasigenius August 22, 2009
Liardius
Refers to a person who has had drunken sex with a really fat chick
How to spot a Liardius:
1. He will claim the next morning to have been blackout. By claiming to be blackout this person both shirks the responsibility for their 'unappetizing' hook-up and avoids having to divulge the vile details of their sexual encounter. Do not be fooled: A Liardius remembers everything from the night before. He is merely trying to hide his secret love for fat girls.
2. You see him the next morning putting his sheets in the wash (washing away both the sweaty fat juice and the shame (metaphorically))
3. He is a premium member of the 'one ton club'.
Warning: In a last ditch effort to avoid the embarrassment of his portly deeds, a Liardius may try to blame his friends/roomates for not stopping him from "making the biggest mistake of his life"(A common Liardius phrase). Again, do not fall for this trick- you no know whats up.
How to spot a Liardius:
1. He will claim the next morning to have been blackout. By claiming to be blackout this person both shirks the responsibility for their 'unappetizing' hook-up and avoids having to divulge the vile details of their sexual encounter. Do not be fooled: A Liardius remembers everything from the night before. He is merely trying to hide his secret love for fat girls.
2. You see him the next morning putting his sheets in the wash (washing away both the sweaty fat juice and the shame (metaphorically))
3. He is a premium member of the 'one ton club'.
Warning: In a last ditch effort to avoid the embarrassment of his portly deeds, a Liardius may try to blame his friends/roomates for not stopping him from "making the biggest mistake of his life"(A common Liardius phrase). Again, do not fall for this trick- you no know whats up.
Lazarious
I'm feeling extremely lazarious to continue this quest for establishing the word 'lazarious' as an actual word.
Lazarious by Lazarious random passerby October 25, 2022
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