serpentine, one who is especially cunning or shrewd, especially in conversation. One who has a way with words that can confuse you into agreeing to do something stupid.
Man, Bob sure is ligacious. We started off talking about birth control, and by the end of the conversation he had convinced me to have sex with him.
Ladarius is one of the most sweetest people you’ll meet. He’ll keep you on your toes and have you feeling like the most beautiful lady in the world. He’s good looking and will make you realize why it didn’t work out with anyone else. Ladarius is definitely husband material. He’s definitely a keeper.
The state of being incoherently drunk; near comatose.
Symptoms: general lethargy, slurred or inaudible speech, bodily trauma, unexplained fits of anger, the sudden urge to perform sexual intercourse upon unreasonably large women, getting into extremely life threatening situations (e.g. Falling onto the tracks of the Long Island Railroad), and sudden propensity for singing Irish tunes (Gaelic in the most extreme cases).
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.