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litchenstein by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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Liechtenstein-Man
A part time underwear seller, part time rapist, and An overrated Portuguese tap-in penalty merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses. He is a well known International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished
Other aliases : LithuaniaMan, NorwichMan, EuropaLeagueMan, Luxembourg Slayer, Aquaman of Football, Rejection King, Mr. 007 (or Penalbond), The Bench God, GCOAT (Greatest Cheerleader Of All Time), Team Destroyer, Teammates Career killer, Credit stealer, Fans phone breaker, Curtis Jones' ball beater, Dubai d'or owner, Elon Musk satellite destroyer, Armband Throwing winner, The New Christoper Colombus, The law abiding citizen of Penaltyspotia.
Other aliases : LithuaniaMan, NorwichMan, EuropaLeagueMan, Luxembourg Slayer, Aquaman of Football, Rejection King, Mr. 007 (or Penalbond), The Bench God, GCOAT (Greatest Cheerleader Of All Time), Team Destroyer, Teammates Career killer, Credit stealer, Fans phone breaker, Curtis Jones' ball beater, Dubai d'or owner, Elon Musk satellite destroyer, Armband Throwing winner, The New Christoper Colombus, The law abiding citizen of Penaltyspotia.
Liechtenstein-Man by Jack Bootlip March 23, 2023
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Liechtenstein
The 2nd smallest nation in Europe, after the Vatican.
It is found North East of Switzerland.
It has a population of 35,000 people.
It has a joint border with Switzerland and used the Swiss Franc as currency.
Liechtenstein is a constitutional monarchy, its ruler is Prince Hans-Adam II, Prince of Liechtenstein.
If you ever visit Liechtenstein, to get the nation's stamp you'll have to pay 5 Francs. It's a very nice well outlined crown.
The GDP Per Capita ( average income per person ) is 25,000 which is 26th in the world, the people are pretty well off.
Liechtenstein is worth $825 million
Liechtenstein's main export is jam and fake teeth. The reason why is because Liechtenstein has very few exports, and by few I mean countable on by the fingers on your hands.
Liechtenstein has only one sport it's fairly good at, european football ( soccer ). The team that wins The Liechtenstein Cup becomes the National team every year ( there are usually 4 teams vying for the opportunity ). The National team then gets to play in the Swiss League.
The largest victory the National team ever had was against Luxembourg when they won 4-0. Their worst defeat was against Macedonia 11-1. Liechtenstein has won 9 Olympic Medals in Downhill Skiing, with 9 Olympic Medals, Liechtenstein has won the most Olympic Medals Per Capita to date. Liechtenstein's greatest sports achievement was when Hanni Wenzel won two gold medals and one silver in the 1980 Winter Olympics for downhill skiing events.
Liechtenstein is 40 km in length from south to north, so if you drive at 100 km/h ( 62 Miles ) you should go through it in under 25 minutes.
It is found North East of Switzerland.
It has a population of 35,000 people.
It has a joint border with Switzerland and used the Swiss Franc as currency.
Liechtenstein is a constitutional monarchy, its ruler is Prince Hans-Adam II, Prince of Liechtenstein.
If you ever visit Liechtenstein, to get the nation's stamp you'll have to pay 5 Francs. It's a very nice well outlined crown.
The GDP Per Capita ( average income per person ) is 25,000 which is 26th in the world, the people are pretty well off.
Liechtenstein is worth $825 million
Liechtenstein's main export is jam and fake teeth. The reason why is because Liechtenstein has very few exports, and by few I mean countable on by the fingers on your hands.
Liechtenstein has only one sport it's fairly good at, european football ( soccer ). The team that wins The Liechtenstein Cup becomes the National team every year ( there are usually 4 teams vying for the opportunity ). The National team then gets to play in the Swiss League.
The largest victory the National team ever had was against Luxembourg when they won 4-0. Their worst defeat was against Macedonia 11-1. Liechtenstein has won 9 Olympic Medals in Downhill Skiing, with 9 Olympic Medals, Liechtenstein has won the most Olympic Medals Per Capita to date. Liechtenstein's greatest sports achievement was when Hanni Wenzel won two gold medals and one silver in the 1980 Winter Olympics for downhill skiing events.
Liechtenstein is 40 km in length from south to north, so if you drive at 100 km/h ( 62 Miles ) you should go through it in under 25 minutes.
" Ever heard of Liechtenstein? "
" I'm the Soccer Champion of Liechtenstein! "
" I'm well known in Liechtenstein "
" I'm the greatest basketball player in Liechtenstein "
" I'm the Soccer Champion of Liechtenstein! "
" I'm well known in Liechtenstein "
" I'm the greatest basketball player in Liechtenstein "
Liechtenstein by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
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Liechtenstein by Slugfeet November 18, 2019
Lichtensteiner lollipop
a sexual act in which a load is dumped in a fedora, which is then proceeded to be worn during coitus. During coitus, a midget stands on the shoulders of the man, and a hole must be cut in the fedora so the midget may fit his shaft in the fedora, encasing it in fecal matter. More layers of midgets and fedoras may be added. While this is happening, the male inserts a lollipop into the hole in his dick, stick first, and the female gives him oral. The female may have midgets on her back too. Meanwhile, the female is to give anal to a male platypus. Male platypi are known to have venomous spurs on the inner thigh, and as the platypus is probably scared and confused by the entire event, it will use the spurs to incapacitate the female while she is sucking the lollipop. The platypus may also be wearing a hat. During all this, the female has several gay men giving her manicures and pedicures and perms. The female also lays on an overturned cactus during all of this, and the back and forth motions rip up her internal organs, which are then feasted upon by the gay men, the midgets, and the platypus. The man may not parttake in the feast, or else it wouldn't be a lichtensteiner lolipop. He must instead commit ritual suicide with a toaster in a bathtub, lolipop still inserted.
Duuuuude, I gave shaniqa a lichtensteiner lollipop earlier!
wait- then shouldn't you be dead?
Yeah, yeah, we just finished, I'm on my way to the tub.
wait- then shouldn't you be dead?
Yeah, yeah, we just finished, I'm on my way to the tub.
Lichtensteiner lollipop by jamal_the_pirate August 6, 2010
Liechtenstein
Liechtenstein is the best country in the world and there arent better countries in the world than Liechtenstein. It can into football.
Liechtenstein by Liechtenstein stronk December 11, 2021
bitchenstein
A woman who's always complaining, gossiping about everything and everybody. A real bitchenstein always thinks she's in charge even though she isn't most of the time. She needs to make other people feel bad in other to feel good herself
bitchenstein by friendofIarah May 16, 2006
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