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Listese is an incomprehensible adulteration of the English language found on webpages.
His front-page was littered with listese. It looked like this:

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by eltongo November 6, 2008
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Monthly Listeners

An excuse KSI uses against people who call his music shit
Guy: Ur music is shit
Ksi: Lets see ur monthly listeners then
by ChinkyCurry August 2, 2020
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Mitski listener

A Mitski listener is a person with really good music taste but really bad mental health. People who listen to Mitski are also very attractive.
Person:"she's so cool, she must be a Mitski listener!!"
by catpiss69 November 25, 2021
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Let’s check his monthly listeners

When ksi has no comeback left
Ayo fam let’s check his monthly listeners
by Fatneek May 21, 2021
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designated listener

The person in a group of skiiers or snowboarders who is not listening to an ipod and therefore has the respnsibility of warning the others of avalanches.
left out person/ loser: To bad everyone going on the ski trip are either iboarders or iskiiers, i don't wanna be the designated listener.. i am not their bitch- you know what, i'm gonna start my own club.. us with old-school walkmans.. we will be the walkboarding and walkskiing club!
girl: uhhh ok good luck with that... freak
by shaun white is a hottiee April 21, 2006
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Listener's Block

The inability to choose a song to play when confronted with a large iTunes library. Similar concept as "Writer's Block"
Bro1: Dude, hurry up and pick a song to play, this party is dying!

Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.
by simbrose May 20, 2011
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Average Mitski Listener

The phrase called "Average Mitski Listener" means that average Mitski listeners that ranging from age of 10-20 (Kids also listens to Mitski, but I don't blame them) are mentally unstable minors/teenagers that haven't touched grass after the pandemic called COVID-19. Average Mitski listeners are capable of listening to Mitski for 100 hours while hysterically crying. Average Mitski listeners are also capable of Isaac Newton's mental state.
Average Mitski listeners are mentally and emotionally unavailable

Newton listens to Mitski
by Huygens Motherless Behavior April 29, 2022
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