listake 

A mistaken assumption that you know what a person was going to say next thus hearing exactly what you wanted to hear when they do say something.

Psych on phone with Patient: 'Oh, so you're hearing voices right now!'
Pat: 'No you idiot, I said I have another phone call I have to take.'
Psych: 'Oh! My listake!'
Pat: 'Listake? WTF does that mean? That's not a word.'
Psych: 'Oh, I had just expected you to start hearing voices already. My listake.'
Pat: 'Are you saying 'mistake' or 'listake'?'
Psych: 'Which one did you *want* me to say?'
Pat: '...'

listake by leftiger March 16, 2019

lustaken 

Adj. Mistakenly attributing lustful feelings in another where none exist, or

Thinking someone has no lustful feelings for a friend, when they do.

It can be used to describe the suspicion a spouse has when their partner has 'a genuine friend with whom they share no romantic feelings' but the spouse thinks they are lovers. The spouse is 'lustaken'.

It could also describe a misunderstanding between friends when one thinks they share romantic feelings and one person has none.

"Honey, you're lustaken, we are just friends."

"He looked at me like he wanted to kiss me, but he never did. I must be lustaken."

"I didn't realize she was into me. I was lustaken. We made out for hours!"

"We've been good friends for years; I think of him like a brother. If he doesn't understand that, then he is lustaken."

lustaken by Zaphid Beeblebrox July 31, 2014

litaker 

an ass turd monkey fucker that likes to be a taintopotamus; is a taint poacher and likes to watch bears shit in the woods

"Did you see that weird ass guy watching a bear shit?"
"Yeah, he's a litaker"

litaker by mtb15 April 30, 2010

Listaweed 

Your breath when you rinse your mouth after smoking weed because you don't want your parents to find out; your breath smells like a combination of listerine and weed

Duuude you've got mad listaweed, were you smokin?

Listaweed by ndizzledogg November 26, 2016

listage 

guest list (UK)

Is there any listage for me + 1 ? Please ? Thanks !

listage by toejam 06 September 19, 2011

Lipstake 

When a girl's lipstick choice is a huge mistake- be it color, the way it was applicated, or being over-the-top

"Girl, you made a lipstake with that look! Pick another color and quit with all the lip liner!"

Lipstake by Caligirlvalleygirl January 18, 2018