lispenese 

A way in wich a man rups tomato sauce over his penis and then penetrates it up a dogs ass

What the fuck did I just see Carter just did lispenese!

lispenese by Your creepy neighbor Levi April 23, 2016

lispness 

This word was created in 2003 by LiSpNeSs. It's just a unique word that no one else could think of until I did. Yes I have a lisp and this word kinda is usually used as a noun. If you know what a lisp is then you pretty much know the meaning already.

+ (Used in a sentence) "Damn his lispness is kicking my ass!"
+ (Used as a screen name) "LiSpNeSs"
+ (Used as a chant) "LiSpNeSs!"

lispness by LiSpNeSs June 18, 2004

liscense 

Liscense the spelling of the word license by anyone with superior education or background. It refers to taking a poetic liscense in song or written verse. In old english it referred to loosely using the spelling and definition of a word to fit the scheme of what the author was writing or saying.

The author used his poetic liscense to give the animals their human characteristics.

liscense by Anarchyracing March 21, 2010

Flying without a liscense

Diplomatic way of telling a man that he has neglected to zip up his trousers.

Head waiter: 'Apologetic cough, Excuse me sir do you know that you are flying without a license,
<Thought bubble> ... and that the sight of your scabby dick is upsetting our customers.

Flying without a liscense by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Lisneese

A language spoken by every lisa in the world.

Lisa only speaks in lisneese

Lisneese by Lezapizza January 26, 2021

Lisneese

A language spoken by every Lisa in the world.

My friend Lisa speaks to me in her native language called lisneese.

Lisneese by Lezapizza January 26, 2021