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lispenese 

A way in wich a man rups tomato sauce over his penis and then penetrates it up a dogs ass
What the fuck did I just see Carter just did lispenese!
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lispness 

This word was created in 2003 by LiSpNeSs. It's just a unique word that no one else could think of until I did. Yes I have a lisp and this word kinda is usually used as a noun. If you know what a lisp is then you pretty much know the meaning already.
+ (Used in a sentence) "Damn his lispness is kicking my ass!"
+ (Used as a screen name) "LiSpNeSs"
+ (Used as a chant) "LiSpNeSs!"
lispness by LiSpNeSs June 18, 2004

liscense 

Liscense the spelling of the word license by anyone with superior education or background. It refers to taking a poetic liscense in song or written verse. In old english it referred to loosely using the spelling and definition of a word to fit the scheme of what the author was writing or saying.
The author used his poetic liscense to give the animals their human characteristics.
liscense by Anarchyracing March 21, 2010

Flying without a liscense

Diplomatic way of telling a man that he has neglected to zip up his trousers.
Head waiter: 'Apologetic cough, Excuse me sir do you know that you are flying without a license,
<Thought bubble> ... and that the sight of your scabby dick is upsetting our customers.
A language spoken by every lisa in the world.
Lisa only speaks in lisneese
Lisneese by Lezapizza January 26, 2021
A language spoken by every Lisa in the world.
My friend Lisa speaks to me in her native language called lisneese.
Lisneese by Lezapizza January 26, 2021
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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