A juicy-smoochy blowjob dat a hot-chick nurse administers to you, either as a jitters-calming technique while prepping you for fat-reduction surgery, or as a reward afterwards for your "being such a brave boy" during said painful/invasive procedure. Extra points for da medical establishment if said attractive damsel actually honors you with both --- i.e., she sucks you off twice, before and after da operation.
Getting lipsosuction from a cute female medic can indeed be very soothing and pleasurable, but it does nothing to curtail da actual impending operation. It's too bad dat said luscious-mouthed gal in da white robe couldn't simply "vacuum out" da unwanted triglycerides through your cock along wif your sperm, and then just periodically spit da resulting big mouthfuls of unwanted lipids into a basin while she's sucking your wiener.
by QuacksO December 12, 2022
Get the lipsosuction mug.This term was created for people on social media who alter their selfies to make themselves look better. Photo shopping mass quantities of lard from their bodies so people will believe they aren't fat blobs.
Damn bro, Jaime was looking fine in her Facebook profile picture. Too bad she had some computer liposuction done!!
by Bada Bing Martin October 21, 2015
Get the Computer liposuction mug.Something people to to remove fat using easier means. You must undego surgery. It is thought that either reallly fat people get it done because their too fat to lose weight any other way, or really skinny people who think their fat when they're not. Alternatively it is also thought that it is for lazy people to lose weight and gain a better figure with, without jus simply eating less and exercising more. It can also cost you a fat chunk out of your wallet.
Self obsessed whore-"Dave thinks I'm fat"
Friend of self obsessed-whore, Whorette-"Honey, you should try liposuction, I know this great plastic surgeon doctor that I can recommend you too."
Friend of self obsessed-whore, Whorette-"Honey, you should try liposuction, I know this great plastic surgeon doctor that I can recommend you too."
by Gma June 9, 2005
Get the liposuction mug.I hate going to staff meetings....it's like having lifeosuction....it takes away my will to live.
Having Jenny as a friend is a constant lifeosuction.....she is too needy.
Having Jenny as a friend is a constant lifeosuction.....she is too needy.
by profga December 16, 2010
Get the lifeosuction mug.hey everyone...america invented something awesome! you see, first it was mc donalds so that everyone would love the food and the government would get a ton of tax from the consumers, but now, you can eat mcdonald's and not even worry about getting fat. well, you'll be paying tax ofcourse, but now fat can be sucked right out of any part of your body. that's right. and you'll look good, so the other shallow people will like you. good job.
hmm...i ate too much this week and i really dont feel like going on a healthy diet and getting excercise. Hey wait, why don't i just get liposuction?
by Anonymous September 6, 2003
Get the liposuction mug.Fat that cannot be lost by some sit-ups, but only by running on a treadmill for hours or getting liposuction. Usually happens when you gain fat, but then wait a year until you realise you might as well lose it.
by Smackman December 12, 2013
Get the liposuction fat mug.Large companies seem to be continuously going through re-organisations and structure changes - and in the process more and more middle management seem to be created who do not seem to serve a real purpose - the company gets 'fat'. A company can be said to require 'Corporate Liposuction' if it has become 'fat' due to constant changes at management level.
by Mr Rossi February 18, 2007
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