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linktree 

A third-party social media landing page commonly used to link multiple profiles to a singular link. Often times it is used by women to link their OnlyFans accounts to places like Instagram where a direct link wouldn't be allowed.

TL; DR If a woman has this in her bio, she's a hoe.
Winthrop: So, I went on her IG and found her linktree page.
Elbertson: Oh shit, she a hoe?
Winthrop: Quite right, a most ostentatious hoe indeed.
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Linktree Lizard

A Linktree Lizard is a person that posts provocative content on social media (e.g. thirst traps) to drive traffic to an account containing a linktree, beacons, or personal website link set that likely leads to an OnlyFans account.
Tyler: Have you seen all this ass shaking on TikTok lately?
Jeremy: Yea, it's full of linktree lizards.
Tyler: You're right... I'm still saving all of these videos, though.

Link Tree Hooker

A Link Tree Hooker is usually a women with no real self worth. They are usually to fat or to lazy to be strippers or to ugly for porn. So they are on all the socials promoting their link trees to simps who spend their government assistance money on women who pretend to care what the simp thinks.

All these women have serious Daddy issues.
All these Link Tree Hookers are on my feed advertising "No Friend Requests! DM's Open!"
Link Tree Hooker by Sting6996 June 26, 2022

Linkterest 

n. a portmanteau of "link" and "interest" referring to the degree to which a reader is compelled by an online headline to click through to read the entire article
I was going to find out which A-Lister Yahoo! expected to stand out on the Oscars' red carpet, but their headline didn't fill me with enough linkterest.