Linkin Log

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time

Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!

by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020

Linkin Log

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time

Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!

by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020

Linkin Log

1. Taking a giant shit, in the form of a log.

2. The act of sodomizing someone with a pizza log.

1. I just dropped a Linkin Log, man, the toilet's backed up.

2. And then I gave her the Linkin Log, as she told me to go down on her.

by LinkinBlogger October 24, 2014

Linkin Log

When a man puts his penis between two other peinses, moving back and forth, then ejaculates, similar to titty fucking.

Last night my boyfriend had a friend come over. We had some drinks and decided to Linkin Log with each other. My boyfriend, Dillon and his friend Will, laid beside each other, erect, then I slid my penis between there's until I came.

by Jewlz&Woody July 14, 2020

linkin logs

When your poop stacks up, creating a houselike structure, similar to using linkin logs (a popular kids toy back in the day)

I clogged the toilet with some linkin logs.

Someone left a burning linkin log house on my front porch.

by ThisIsNotMyRealNameSir December 11, 2010

Linking Log

This is when a male stands over a female (piledriver position) and proceeds to put his asshole on the females stretched vagina and takes a dump inside her.

We heard this girl at work liked to get pooped on so Mike gave her a Linking Log.

by redrocket September 16, 2008

Linkin-Loggin

When an individual connects their urinary output to their anus, using a medical catheter, so that they can urinate into their own anus, and subsequently defacate into their urinary tract.

MAN DID YOU SEE SPOOKY?! HE WAS LINKIN-LOGGIN HARD AFTER LEAVING THE DETOX AGAINST MEDICAL ADVICE YESTERDAY!

by realtimecrease October 1, 2022