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When your poop stacks up, creating a houselike structure, similar to using linkin logs (a popular kids toy back in the day)
I clogged the toilet with some linkin logs.

Someone left a burning linkin log house on my front porch.
by ThisIsNotMyRealNameSir December 09, 2010
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time
Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!
by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020
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When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time
Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!
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1. Taking a giant shit, in the form of a log.

2. The act of sodomizing someone with a pizza log.
1. I just dropped a Linkin Log, man, the toilet's backed up.

2. And then I gave her the Linkin Log, as she told me to go down on her.
by LinkinBlogger October 24, 2014
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When a man puts his penis between two other peinses, moving back and forth, then ejaculates, similar to titty fucking.
Last night my boyfriend had a friend come over. We had some drinks and decided to Linkin Log with each other. My boyfriend, Dillon and his friend Will, laid beside each other, erect, then I slid my penis between there's until I came.
by Jewlz&Woody July 14, 2020
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