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link rape 

A link which, when clicked, reveals content which jumps out of the web and molests your eyeballs. Oftentimes the content is obscured by DNS or other link trickery.
The classic example is goatse.cx, the shock site image of a man stretching his anus to superhuman proportions. Directly at the camera.

Typical dialogue surrounding link rape:
Friend: I advise against clicking this link.
You: ::click:: OMG, my eyes! They've lost their virginity!
Friend: I told you not to click it...

Enemy: You have to check out the hot coeds at this site: tinyurl.com/hotcoeds (this is 555 example).
You: ::click:: OMG, my eyes! ::oedipus rex::
Enemy: Mwahaha....

others:
tubgirl (www.tubgirl.ca)
lemonparty (lemonparty.org)
2 girls 1 cup (2girls1cup.nl)
link rape by turbandic October 25, 2011
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linkrape 

Tricking someone into clicking on a link against their well.
You want your friend to see twogirlsandacup.com, but you know they won't click on the explicit link. So you disguise the link via a link shortener like TinyURL or Bit.ly and send that link to them instead. If they click on the shortened link, you are a linkrapist and they have been linkraped.
linkrape by zeldanuclear April 25, 2011
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Linkrape 

The process of posting an incessant number of links to someone's profile on a social networking tool.
Jennifer: "You've posted like, 5 sites on my wall today"

Ryan: "Yeah sorry, I totally linkraped you"
Linkrape by ryanandhobbes July 25, 2010

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026