Definitions by turbandic

man teat

penis. you may have one between your legs right now.

releases man milk which is produced in man udders.

unlike a woman teat, it becomes soft in cold weather.
like a woman teat, its milk is used for babies.

c'mon baby; you're starving. how about having a suckle on my man teat?

man teat by turbandic October 30, 2011

555 link

a link pointing to page that is 404 (not found) or a page which is not what it is supposed to be.

i was warezing the other day and every link i clicked was 555; no software, all pr0n and penis enlargments.

wikileaks posted a link to some damning scandal pictures but by the time i read the page all the links were 555.

rick rolling

this example has to include 555 link (even though 'link' is implicit). : )

555 link by turbandic October 29, 2011

link rape 

A link which, when clicked, reveals content which jumps out of the web and molests your eyeballs. Oftentimes the content is obscured by DNS or other link trickery.

The classic example is goatse.cx, the shock site image of a man stretching his anus to superhuman proportions. Directly at the camera.

Typical dialogue surrounding link rape:
Friend: I advise against clicking this link.
You: ::click:: OMG, my eyes! They've lost their virginity!
Friend: I told you not to click it...

Enemy: You have to check out the hot coeds at this site: tinyurl.com/hotcoeds (this is 555 example).
You: ::click:: OMG, my eyes! ::oedipus rex::
Enemy: Mwahaha....

others:
tubgirl (www.tubgirl.ca)
lemonparty (lemonparty.org)
2 girls 1 cup (2girls1cup.nl)

link rape by turbandic October 25, 2011