Amy: Hey Anthony!
Anthony: YO! Sup?
Amy: Are you gay?
Anthony: Why would you assume that? Anyway, no. I am LINEARSEXUAL.
Amy: What is that?
Anthony: It means I am attracted only to the opposite sex. I am attracted to REAL and BIOLOGICAL women.
Amy: I've never heard of that...
Anthony: Yeah, but that's just how I am, that's my sexuality, and if people disagree, they're linearphobic.
Also known as abstract algebra. The study of vector spaces, linear transformations, ect. Like algebra only your working with matrices instead of numbers.
Rob: "Hey Sean are we gonna go clubin tonight or what?"
Sean: "Hell no dog I just got my linear algebra book gonna go pick up some matrices do some mad eigenvector on that shit."
Rob: "Oh snap subspace gonna get fucked up tonight."
Linearism creates a linear structure-of-truth from cyclical elements; leaving to Hinduism the conundrum of creating a cyclical structure-of-truth from linear elements.