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Lindenwood university 

The place where everyone plays a sport and studies sports science/management. They also act like they’re a pro or have a shot at a high paying pro position. In reality only 2% of every college student athlete in the United States will make a pro team, then .01 to actually play regularly. It’s even less with this school. With a graduation rate of 50 percent these douche canoes that play sports are dumb entitled rich kids with no future. The women of Lindenwood are just as worse, worshiping the chads and brads that will ultimately do nothing of significance with their lives.
Lindenwood university, where rich dumb kids come to feel important
Lindenwood university by PythonDev November 12, 2022

lindenfeld

someone known to procrastinate but then magically complete the task in the nick of time because they are amazing
-OMG, he is such a lindenfeld
- yup he is doing the homework for next period
- ya but since he is a lindenfeld he will get it done anddd get an A+

Lindenwold 

a small town in south jersey full of idiots who have nothing to look forward to in the future, but there are some exceptions to this and those are the hardworking kids that do everything from all the sports to performing well academically.
1:hey are you from lindenwold?
2:yeah
1:hahaha you're a bum
2:nahh actually i'm goind to college
1:ohhh my bad then you must know a lot of bums then
1:yep
Lindenwold by datboullmao May 19, 2009

Lindenwold High School 

A building that is said to be for education but really is where the homeless and useless wait up to 4-8 years before heading to Camden County College. A place where the stupid teach the lazy and the lazy teach the failures. A small percentage of students who are capable to survive this education death trap and not spend most of their years trying to reach their sophomore year, move on to out of state colleges, hoping to never have to not only return to the school but the entire state of New Jersey.
My cousin went to Lindenwold High School and left his dignity and self-respect behind. Oh he wasn't one of the lucky ones.

Lindenwold 

A place where are bunch of lazy bums live and only a few are hardworking kids trying to make it out of this shithole
Bob: I can't learn shit with all these niggas interrupting the class
Joe: For real tho these niggas gonna end up as bums sucking dick for a few bucks to survive
Bob: Right! I can't wait to get outta Lindenwold, this place is a piece of shit my nigga
Lindenwold by lm3561 June 18, 2016

Lindenwood 

It is almost it’s own town even though it is in Howard beach most of its influence comes from Brooklyn because it is right next to east New York walking distance and most people there are Hispanic, black and fewer Italians than Howard beach and plenty of crack, heroin, meth and weed dealers on plenty corners.
Wow is lindenwood really a part of Howard beach.
Ya see what happened to that safety patrol car when it came into lindenwood?!
Lindenwood by Mista bucks August 8, 2019
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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