lindenfeld

someone known to procrastinate but then magically complete the task in the nick of time because they are amazing

-OMG, he is such a lindenfeld
- yup he is doing the homework for next period
- ya but since he is a lindenfeld he will get it done anddd get an A+

lindenfeld by bestbrowniebakerever March 29, 2010

lindened 

verb: Screwed up, botched, ruined. Something is said to be "lindened" when a situation is made worse by an action that was intended to make things better.

This word originated in the Second Life community in response to the chronic troubles following Second Life upgrades.

My brakes were squeaking a bit so I got them worked on - now they are completely lindened - it won't stop at all.

lindened by nobodynoneofyourbusiness May 4, 2007

lindened 

made worse by an attempt at improvement

The car was having some troubles before I got my cousin to work on it, but now I can't drive it at all, it's totally lindened.

lindened by DracoVulkan May 9, 2007

lindened 

The process of taking something, and in an effort to improve it, making it worse.

Particularly as applied to softwear programs, wherein updates generally result in more bugs than they fix, or more old features broken than new ones introduced.

"He told me he was going to fix my car, but now it's all Lindened and won't even start."

lindened by Cocoanut May 8, 2007

lingenfelter 

The name John Lingenfelter has become a legend in the world of performance engineering.
The ambitions and aspirations of many engineers and enthusiasts, the world over, were represented almost casually in his daily life and actions. For over 28 years, Lingenfelter has been synonymous with world class performance, taking great cars and trucks and reinventing them with legendary precision.

This legendary record of precision engineering continues, as the Lingenfelter design team continues to target design excellence in engine packages and parts.
The Lingenfelter legend remains with us in every detail, and is reflected in our vehicles with refined power, speed and control.

Lingenfelter Performance Engineering
or LPE offers packages for C4, C5 & C6 Corvette. Cadillac CTS-V, Chevrolet SSR, Pontiac GTO, Chevrolet Camaro, Impala SS, Pontiac Firebird, Cadillac Escalade, GMC Denali, Sierra & H2 Hummer & Dodge Viper. Lingenfelter twin turbo packages range from 550 horsepower to over 1,000 horsepower and supercharger packages starting at 475 horsepower.

Oh shit!
Look at that Lingenfelter Corvette!
It has a LS7 7.0L V8 with 1280Hp!
0-60 in 1.7 seconds!
Yea rite!?

Wanna bet?

Fucking rite

3..2..1..

=DONE!=
Dam, he was rite!

lingenfelter by damthatwasfast July 2, 2007

Lindenwold 

a small town in south jersey full of idiots who have nothing to look forward to in the future, but there are some exceptions to this and those are the hardworking kids that do everything from all the sports to performing well academically.

1:hey are you from lindenwold?
2:yeah
1:hahaha you're a bum
2:nahh actually i'm goind to college
1:ohhh my bad then you must know a lot of bums then
1:yep

Lindenwold by datboullmao May 19, 2009

Lindenwold High School 

A building that is said to be for education but really is where the homeless and useless wait up to 4-8 years before heading to Camden County College. A place where the stupid teach the lazy and the lazy teach the failures. A small percentage of students who are capable to survive this education death trap and not spend most of their years trying to reach their sophomore year, move on to out of state colleges, hoping to never have to not only return to the school but the entire state of New Jersey.

My cousin went to Lindenwold High School and left his dignity and self-respect behind. Oh he wasn't one of the lucky ones.

Lindenwold High School by survivor 106 April 28, 2010