limpristic 

1.(adj.) air-o-dynamic

2. (adj. misunderstood) a misunderstanding of the term "limp-wristed".

Lamar was able to fling his javelin the farthest during the Greek Games at the Homecoming Carnival due to his superior, limpristic throwing style.

limpristic by baba2dogs June 26, 2009

limpstick 

Da lack of "lead in his pencil" (i.e., little or no "Mr. Happy" arousal) dat an "only turned on by a women if she's wearing make-up" dude experiences if da lady he's dating shows up "just in her natural skin" --- without any Maybelline-gloss "facial-paint".

I always excitedly appreciate it whenever a hot chick stops by my house to honor me wif her sweet companionship, so I never have any "limpstick" problem if her mouth is not "decorated"; I usually just lead her straight to my bedroom --- leaving a trail of hastily-discarded clothes --- just as soon as she steps in the door! And besides, "unpainted" lips on a gal is more satisfying for me, anyway, since I can then kiss her all I want without getting us both messy.

limpstick by QuacksO December 8, 2019