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An extremely hot guy with a massive dick (14 inches!) and sort of like a ninja because he is sooooooooooo awsome, all the ladies want him and all the men want to be him!
woman:Hey look at lilj over there, he is sooooooooooo hot i want him inside of me!
Woman2: Not before me bitch!
lilj by gizooogle November 17, 2010
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Some hata that hates bow wow and think he cool that he tried to take over columbia bow wow's spot dumb bitch!
Girl i hate you you just a lil j!
lilj by Andrew July 24, 2003
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A girl who’s creative,kind and funny. She’s an amazing singer and cares about her friends. Her parents may be split but she still enjoys life to the fullest. She’s in the highest set for everything and has loads of friends. She’s very loyal to one boy or girl and that person only. Lilja cares about the environment and she wants to put a stop to global warming and save the earth!
Lilja is the best person and going to save someone’s life
Lilja by peachsun October 18, 2019
Newgrounds administrator and programmer from the UK.
If you get in a fight with liljim, he'll fuxxor you.
liljim by Newgrounder March 7, 2005
one of the biggest nuiscances in the gamefaqs pw boards, he made his biggest mistake to date when he joined the 1337 squad. has been pwned on sever occasions
liljon949 is retarded.
liljon949 by Trent_Mercer January 3, 2005
A JAPANESE DANISH FEMALE XX CHOROMOSOME PERSON SHE HAS BLEACHED HAIR AND HE LIKES URKRAINIANS AND URINE!!!!!!!!!!!! she likeS FPHYSICS AND SHE HAS 2 CATS SHE WILL HAUNT U IN UR DREMAS
LILJE SEND WAVE
lilje by COOL KID TAYLOR SWIFT October 9, 2020

LIL J HOLLYWOOD 

Rapper from North York/Toronto. One of Toronto’s youngest rappers. Born sept/21/07 birth name Jayden hamilton. @liljhollywood
Lil j Hollywood is the greatest rapper alive🔥
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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