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Slang for micro penis.

Person 1: Yo look at this dooood
Person 2: I bet hes got a lil penis

lil penis by lilweiner April 21, 2017

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lil penis

gangsta way of saying little dick

person1: yo homeboy you got a lil penis
person2: shut the fuck up (pulls glock)
person3:(continues giving head to person1)

lil penis by obama 36 69 21 11 June 22, 2019

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Lil Penis Pump

A statement saying that famous rapper Gazzy Garcia(Lil Pump) has a tiny pecker.

Damn dawg your penis is fucking tiny, but at least its not Lil Penis Pump sized.

Lil Penis Pump by Shhdkshwhsndd November 25, 2018

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Lil nigga penis

When ur nigga has a small pp

Bro I have a lil nigga penis

Lil nigga penis by Eat_ass_for_god November 26, 2020

Lil' Boy Penis

When yo dicky-dick be lookin' like tommy pickle's dick

yo that kids got Lil' Boy Penis, let's get 'em!!

Lil' Boy Penis by gotthatbabydick June 20, 2011

Lil bean penis

My cat bean is a skinny cat and has a lil penis and he is a boy

Lil bean penis lil chip breasts

Lil bean penis by Li Goma July 1, 2022

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lilpenisitis

a guy who is acts stupid or rash wen things dnt go his way or gets jealous easy

a guy who is unsure of his manhood,insecure

boy:so wat u doin?
girl:chillin
boy:wit who?
girl: my homeboy
boy:man f u bye
girl 2 homegirl
homegirl wheres ur man?
girl sufferin from lilpenisitis

lilpenisitis by miSz.caram3l April 1, 2008

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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