lil penis
Slang for micro penis.
Words you can keep
lil penis
person1: yo homeboy you got a lil penis
person2: shut the fuck up (pulls glock)
person3:(continues giving head to person1)
person2: shut the fuck up (pulls glock)
person3:(continues giving head to person1)
lil penis by obama 36 69 21 11 June 22, 2019
Related Words
lil penis • Lil Penis Pump • Lil bean penis • Lil' Boy Penis • Lil nigga penis • lilpenisitis • Lil'Wayne • lil pump • Lil' • lil jon
Lil Penis Pump
Lil Penis Pump by Shhdkshwhsndd November 25, 2018
Lil' Boy Penis
Lil' Boy Penis by gotthatbabydick June 20, 2011
Lil bean penis
Lil bean penis by Li Goma July 1, 2022
lilpenisitis
a guy who is acts stupid or rash wen things dnt go his way or gets jealous easy
a guy who is unsure of his manhood,insecure
a guy who is unsure of his manhood,insecure
boy:so wat u doin?
girl:chillin
boy:wit who?
girl: my homeboy
boy:man f u bye
girl 2 homegirl
homegirl wheres ur man?
girl sufferin from lilpenisitis
girl:chillin
boy:wit who?
girl: my homeboy
boy:man f u bye
girl 2 homegirl
homegirl wheres ur man?
girl sufferin from lilpenisitis
lilpenisitis by miSz.caram3l April 1, 2008
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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