When your friend gets a neat ass hair cut and you want to slap them, so you do. Then your friends get angry at you so you say “I like your cut g no cap” and they’re like “oh that’s ok, thanks bro”.
No cap means no lie so if someone says no cap, you know they ain’t lying.
You: *slaps friend*
Friend: Dude wth was that for?!
You: I like your cut g no cap
Friend: Oh that’s ok, thanks bro
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).