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like a pimp

a style of doing things
like a pimp by russiandude August 20, 2003

like a pimp

Reach Back Like A Pimp...Slap da hoe
I Just Pimped Daves Mom...what a noob
like a pimp by Big Cheif Slap-A-Hoe September 29, 2003

something like a pimp 

One who acts as if they are running thangs! One who lays down the pimp hand in their efforts to make sure one does not get out of pocket. One who clocks many hoes.
I am something like a pimp and I will back hand you if you get out of line, now let me go get my hoes before I hit the club.
something like a pimp by Mia Lanae September 7, 2008

POP UP LIKE A PIMPLE ON PROM NIGHT 

to show up unexpectedly at the most inopportune of times.
As I was receiving the lap dance of my life by this bargain basement whore at my bachelor party, my fiancee popped up like a pimple on prom night and caused Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm to run for cover!

Just like a pimple on the left

Insult meaning you’re a small, irritating, pus-filled nothingburger in the grand scheme, like an unwanted zit nobody asked for.

Coined from the viral “you’re not that guy pal” grocery store clip.

Used to demean someone as irrelevant and gross.
“You little pimple on the left—pop off somewhere else.”
“This dude acting tough? Nah, just like a pimple on the left—squeeze it and move on.”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026