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like i care 

usually said to a person you got you pissed off
and you would like to answer him in a got annoyed way
John: (after saying something about your ex) hey i got a new tattoo
Ann: like i care
like i care by kissmebabe February 25, 2012
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Like I care.... 

Something somebody says when they don't care. Yeah literally that's it.
YO Jessica!!! Look at my new Versace purse!!!! " Like I care....Its ugly anyway..."
Like I care.... by Nelldoesthings December 24, 2022

Act like I care

A statement that shows genuine disinterest in a topic.
P1: "You're shit"

P2: "act like I care"
Act like I care by qwexkzy August 25, 2021

does it look like i care 

the response you get when you actually help people solve their problems
Jamal: oh my gawd i can't do algebra!11!11
Person 2: ok just do this and do that and do this and do that
Jamal: um, does it look like i care, nerd?

Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." 

Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."
Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."

I don't care about GTA and i don't like it 

I don't care about GTA and i don't like it, honey.
No, please don't leave me baby

Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." xXxXxXx Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." 

Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." xXxXxXx Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me."
Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." xXxXxXx Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me."
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murderhobo 

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