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lightbulb bitch 

when you and your friends have led light strips and that one friend has an led lightbulb instead

it can also be used as an insult
V: Yeah, I have LED lights too
S: Your LED lights aren’t strips it’s a lightbulb
P: Lightbulb bitch

S: you ugly ass bitch
P: stfu you lightbulb bitch

lightbox 

A web interface where the link target, regardless of type though usually a photo or video, appears in a superimposed, pop over layer often with the original page greyed out to display media without surfing away from the original page. An alternative to a pop up. This feature is popularoften associated with Web 2.0 designs and also called single modal window, lightwindow, or slimbox.
Many photo galleries show enlargened photos in a lightbox.
lightbox by richardc020 December 9, 2008

Lightbrush 

The best ship in inanimate insanity - a ship between Paintbrush and Lightbulb. It's final. I don't care what you say.
Jay: Hey, what's your favourite inanimate insanity ship?
Me: Definitely Lightbrush. They're so cute!~
Jay: omg yes!!
Random person: Hm, I actually prefer Li-
Jay and I: DESTROY THEM.
Lightbrush by Lunar Sky November 4, 2018

lightbar licker 

Is any female that is attracted to police and will not leave them alone
Amy is so into Joe she cannot stay away from him.She is so a Lightbar licker.
lightbar licker by HeatherRenee' January 5, 2008

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier 

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"
boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

lightbulb tan

A lightbulb tan is a tan gained from spending lots of time under a lightbulb. It usually results in people who are abnormally white. People who have lightbulb tans live in places that are in the middle of nowhere, are usually completely antisocial, and seem to never come out of their bright caves.
Rick: Hey where's Jim?

Bob: He is working on his lightbulb tan.
Rick: That antisocial New Jerseyite.
lightbulb tan by that guy888888 December 25, 2010