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person 1: yo did you see @lightub?!!??
person 2: no, i only saw lettuce
lightub by diosjoestarbirthmark March 31, 2021
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lightbulb bitch 

when you and your friends have led light strips and that one friend has an led lightbulb instead

it can also be used as an insult
V: Yeah, I have LED lights too
S: Your LED lights aren’t strips it’s a lightbulb
P: Lightbulb bitch

S: you ugly ass bitch
P: stfu you lightbulb bitch
lightbulb bitch by badbitcclesbian January 7, 2021

lightbox 

A web interface where the link target, regardless of type though usually a photo or video, appears in a superimposed, pop over layer often with the original page greyed out to display media without surfing away from the original page. An alternative to a pop up. This feature is popularoften associated with Web 2.0 designs and also called single modal window, lightwindow, or slimbox.
Many photo galleries show enlargened photos in a lightbox.
lightbox by richardc020 December 9, 2008

Lightbrush 

The best ship in inanimate insanity - a ship between Paintbrush and Lightbulb. It's final. I don't care what you say.
Jay: Hey, what's your favourite inanimate insanity ship?
Me: Definitely Lightbrush. They're so cute!~
Jay: omg yes!!
Random person: Hm, I actually prefer Li-
Jay and I: DESTROY THEM.
Lightbrush by Lunar Sky November 4, 2018

lightbar licker 

Is any female that is attracted to police and will not leave them alone
Amy is so into Joe she cannot stay away from him.She is so a Lightbar licker.
lightbar licker by HeatherRenee' January 5, 2008

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier 

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"
boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

lightbulb tan

A lightbulb tan is a tan gained from spending lots of time under a lightbulb. It usually results in people who are abnormally white. People who have lightbulb tans live in places that are in the middle of nowhere, are usually completely antisocial, and seem to never come out of their bright caves.
Rick: Hey where's Jim?

Bob: He is working on his lightbulb tan.
Rick: That antisocial New Jerseyite.
lightbulb tan by that guy888888 December 25, 2010
Word of the Day on July 26, 2022
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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