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Life Friend 

Noun. Name given to the friend of an emotionally delicate individual for their own emotional security brought on by abandonment. This perception of close friendship is merely a projection of their desires for close platonic companionship in the void of actual loved ones. "Life Friends" commonly will receive daily hugs from this individual and, traditionally, are the supplier of both alcohol and tobacco products, as chemicals are another stabilizing force in this tender individual's life.
Said in drunken stuper: "Even though I cry everyday, I'm glad to have you guys around. You guys are my life friends!"

Said in a semi-drunken stuper: "The three of us came together as life friends and formed this house of love."

Said in stone cold sobriety: "Even though we have this last cigarette, we shall smoke it together; as life friends."
Life Friend by Life Friend 1 February 8, 2010
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Half life friend 

A friend that known for half of your life
Aiden and John are both half life friends of mine.
Half life friend by Ironman99 October 15, 2022

Best friend for life 

some one who is always there for you never pushes you around and is there for you always when you need it or not,they will come when your down or at 12 @ night to make sure your okay and someone who never looses hope for you.
Best friend for life by rose2984 April 11, 2019

A friend for life 

"What do you call someone you can talk to about anything, who has a great attitude and view on life, and someone who is just as fun to be around til hverdags og til fest, like a friend for life?", "Eline", "ah, of course, thanks!"

I want to be your friend for the rest of my life 

I want to be your friend for the rest of my life
I want to be your friend for the rest of my life

Life, StormHunterPSU, & Friend 

life(Probably gross hag covered in stretch marks melinda)StormHunterPSU(nasty wife beating Jeff), Friend(fat gay todd that's fixated with Diana)are all idiots that lerk on this site and many others posting anything from grade school insults in the form of a urban definitions to fake personal ads on other sites. People that do not and never will have any moral values, good looks, or a life. Grow up Faggies... we see your shit... we don't CARE!!!!
Life, StormHunterPSU, & Friend are all idiots that live on the internet and have no sex lives, or lives period. GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!! When they get too scared to post shit about me or diana in chat on their regular names you can find them on sites like this one trying to hide pathetically on other identities... why so scared!??? Well they're chicken shits that don't like their real names and addresses going out!!!! Can't top it when you're so stupid you threaten and harass young females about posting their shit but can't find it, then have it done to yourselves instead. Fuck all of you losers!!!! STDs kill... DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!

Life, StormHunterPSU, & Friend 

The definition should read *Life, StormHunterPSU, & Annoymous
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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