Someone who fails miserably. An epic failure. Someone who is oblivious to the fact that the word Liaf means FAIL backwards. Someone who cannot win. A hopeless person.

Fail Failure Hopeless Oblivious Liaf

Liaf by C-Mace November 29, 2011

Related Words

liaf • .liaffected • liafih • LIAFO • Lia-face • Lia From The Music Freaks

.liaffected

The best moot you could ever have.She is so fun to have a convo with.

.liaffected is the prettiest,funniest online friend you could have.

.liaffected by Windshieldwiperlaugh April 8, 2021

LIAFO

Lick It And Find Out

Can be given as an answer to any question.

1. "Dave, is that a cold sore?"

"LIAFO"

2. "Conti, what's wrong with your hand?"

"Lick it and find out."

LIAFO by modernb October 30, 2012

liafih

A big dick warrior-poet, at least 5'7. Accurate takes on movies and music, the only person with worthwhile opinions on Thomas Pynchon. Has seen The Simpsons Movie over 20 times. Big dick. Cool and funny. Always has at least 2 pairs of sunglasses on him. Low net worth, but money isn't everything. Likes long walks on the beach, travel, and wine. Hates fake people and dogs. Bitcoin AI money cash dollar bill money mentality

"hi my name is liafih"
"wassup big dick baller"

liafih by tyrone_slothrop February 19, 2025

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026