liaf 

when someone fails repeatedly and miserably he/she is said to be a liaf.

John is such a liaf. He has failed his drivers test 4 times!

liaf by Johnny Peter Appleseed September 8, 2007

Liaf 

Someone who fails miserably. An epic failure. Someone who is oblivious to the fact that the word Liaf means FAIL backwards. Someone who cannot win. A hopeless person.

Fail Failure Hopeless Oblivious Liaf

Liaf by C-Mace November 29, 2011

.liaffected 

The best moot you could ever have.She is so fun to have a convo with.

.liaffected is the prettiest,funniest online friend you could have.

.liaffected by Windshieldwiperlaugh April 8, 2021

LIAFO 

Lick It And Find Out

Can be given as an answer to any question.

1. "Dave, is that a cold sore?"

"LIAFO"

2. "Conti, what's wrong with your hand?"

"Lick it and find out."

LIAFO by modernb October 30, 2012

liafih

A big dick warrior-poet, at least 5'7. Accurate takes on movies and music, the only person with worthwhile opinions on Thomas Pynchon. Has seen The Simpsons Movie over 20 times. Big dick. Cool and funny. Always has at least 2 pairs of sunglasses on him. Low net worth, but money isn't everything. Likes long walks on the beach, travel, and wine. Hates fake people and dogs. Bitcoin AI money cash dollar bill money mentality

"hi my name is liafih"
"wassup big dick baller"

liafih by tyrone_slothrop February 19, 2025