Lexed

When you have done an extreme good job (but not as extraordinary good as a Peter-Jan, even if it's not necessary)

'Wow man you've really Lexed it with this new software.'
'Yeah thx, I keep working on it though until I've Peter-Janned it.'
'Ooh give yourself a break. ReLEX.'

by Epic010 November 6, 2022

Lexed

The feeling of constant tiredness from being exposed to a negative and annoying Estonian person known as Lex. You will be constantly interupted in social situations for references of Estonian camps and all night male nudity drinking sessions.

"I was having a great day till Lex came by and wouldn't stop talking about Estonian camp! I feel really lexed".

by atomicguy October 17, 2006

Get Lexed

To overdose while shooting up

Everyone watched while she was trying to get lexed

by Devin Stahlympia November 14, 2018

perp-blissful-lexed

When one is both perplexed and blissful

Right now Im totally perp-blissful-lexed

by Aprilrenee031490 March 22, 2009

Ned Leeds

The CEO of Sex

Somebody: “Who owns sex?”

An intellectual: “Oh, you mean the CEO of Sex? That’s Ned Leeds, of course!”

by DiamondSpider101 January 8, 2022

Leeds Vodka

An inexpensive, bowel shaking vodka that one could purchase from shoddy bodegas in several "outer boroughs" of NYC from roughly 2002 to 2007. It had little to no flavor and would cause the following: mental numbness, giddiness, family disunion, long term unemployment, STDs (various), debauchery, uncontrollable gagging, sore throat, evil-smelling flatulence, night sweats, day drinking, hives, allergic shock, stillbirth, larceny and bell's palsy.

Oh no! I forgot that the party tonight was BYOB. I don't want to spend too much, I don't want to carry a 12 pack of beer, and I want to get drunk real fast. I know, I'll pick up a large plastic 5 liter bottle of Leeds Vodka!

by Kmann October 30, 2014

Leeds Breakfast

A leeds breakfast is a breakfast commonly eaten at Leeds Festival. It consists of a cigarette and a can of beer.

'Here, pass me the fags and a tinny Jonas'
"Get your own leeds breakfast you lazy git."

by AbuWeezer October 18, 2008