Lexed
When you have done an extreme good job (but not as extraordinary good as a Peter-Jan, even if it's not necessary)
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Lexed
The feeling of constant tiredness from being exposed to a negative and annoying Estonian person known as Lex. You will be constantly interupted in social situations for references of Estonian camps and all night male nudity drinking sessions.
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perp-blissful-lexed by Aprilrenee031490 March 22, 2009
Ned Leeds
Somebody: “Who owns sex?”
An intellectual: “Oh, you mean the CEO of Sex? That’s Ned Leeds, of course!”
An intellectual: “Oh, you mean the CEO of Sex? That’s Ned Leeds, of course!”
Ned Leeds by DiamondSpider101 January 8, 2022
Leeds Vodka
An inexpensive, bowel shaking vodka that one could purchase from shoddy bodegas in several "outer boroughs" of NYC from roughly 2002 to 2007. It had little to no flavor and would cause the following: mental numbness, giddiness, family disunion, long term unemployment, STDs (various), debauchery, uncontrollable gagging, sore throat, evil-smelling flatulence, night sweats, day drinking, hives, allergic shock, stillbirth, larceny and bell's palsy.
Oh no! I forgot that the party tonight was BYOB. I don't want to spend too much, I don't want to carry a 12 pack of beer, and I want to get drunk real fast. I know, I'll pick up a large plastic 5 liter bottle of Leeds Vodka!
Leeds Vodka by Kmann October 30, 2014
Leeds Breakfast
A leeds breakfast is a breakfast commonly eaten at Leeds Festival. It consists of a cigarette and a can of beer.
Leeds Breakfast by AbuWeezer October 18, 2008
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