A religion whos god is the mighty Levi Ackerman. Our daily prayer is Sasageyo and the quote we live by goes: ''Give up on your dreams and die''- Levi Ackerman

Person A: What is your religion
Person B: Levism
Person A: Ah yes. Sasageyo

Levism by midxary November 3, 2020

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Leviism

A religion in which idiots will not be given mercy and feelings will not be accounted for. Those who fall under the Leviism religion worship the God Levitate, and believe that his teaching are correct no matter what the situation.
Those who believe in Leviism often understand that morons will not be permitted in the world and genius should be recognized as it should be.

Metty: "Wow. I don't know what religion I fall under.. I just feel like everyone on earth is a moron!"

Levi: "Leviism, obviously."

Leviism by Ievitate November 20, 2016

levism

The art of random nothingness or unexpected, unjustifiable actions of human beings.

Symptoms: Social ineptitude, Chin straps, religious headgear during random moments in the year, simply complex minded, washing dishes and doing laundry at long intervals, feelings of the ability to bend space, time and reality,

Opposite: James Bond.

i.e. you are watching a movie with several friends... the movie is interrupted by a random act of yelling and rousing that has no relation to the movie, or current scene in the movie, or any comment anyone in the room has made - resulting in puzzled amazement by others in the room expecting context behind said random act of stupidity.

During a movie such as The Terminator, explosive singing occurs ♪"SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOWWWW!!"♪

In which after long pause, person two causally mumbles, "Boy, that was one helluva act of Levism"

levism by Doctor Spokky April 11, 2010

levisemptybleachbottle

very sexy definition only use it when ur talking about sexy people

levisemptybleachbottle ur so sexy!

levisemptybleachbottle by levisemptybleachbottle February 28, 2021

levisemptybleachbottle

😍 super seccy and funny😼 amazing content🤤

hey whats ur name?

levisemptybleachbottle
are we bout to make out rn😘

levisemptybleachbottle by Chuuya Nakahara March 23, 2021

levislimbs

A very funny and sweet person ! <333

Marie:Do you follow @levislimbs on tiktok?
Paul: Yeah I do ! They’re so funny and I love them !!

levislimbs by V4mpirebf March 31, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026