levisim

worshipping levi ackerman from attack on titan because he’s daddy 😩

Oh are you practicing levisim?

Yes! I am worshipping the sexy man!
Both people: 🛐

by anonymous February 25, 2021

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Levism

A religion whos god is the mighty Levi Ackerman. Our daily prayer is Sasageyo and the quote we live by goes: ''Give up on your dreams and die''- Levi Ackerman

Person A: What is your religion
Person B: Levism
Person A: Ah yes. Sasageyo

by midxary November 3, 2020

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A religion in which idiots will not be given mercy and feelings will not be accounted for. Those who fall under the Leviism religion worship the God Levitate, and believe that his teaching are correct no matter what the situation.
Those who believe in Leviism often understand that morons will not be permitted in the world and genius should be recognized as it should be.

Metty: "Wow. I don't know what religion I fall under.. I just feel like everyone on earth is a moron!"

Levi: "Leviism, obviously."

by Ievitate November 20, 2016

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levism

The art of random nothingness or unexpected, unjustifiable actions of human beings.

Symptoms: Social ineptitude, Chin straps, religious headgear during random moments in the year, simply complex minded, washing dishes and doing laundry at long intervals, feelings of the ability to bend space, time and reality,

Opposite: James Bond.

i.e. you are watching a movie with several friends... the movie is interrupted by a random act of yelling and rousing that has no relation to the movie, or current scene in the movie, or any comment anyone in the room has made - resulting in puzzled amazement by others in the room expecting context behind said random act of stupidity.

During a movie such as The Terminator, explosive singing occurs ♪"SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOWWWW!!"♪

In which after long pause, person two causally mumbles, "Boy, that was one helluva act of Levism"

by Doctor Spokky April 11, 2010

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