Leviism 

A religion in which idiots will not be given mercy and feelings will not be accounted for. Those who fall under the Leviism religion worship the God Levitate, and believe that his teaching are correct no matter what the situation.
Those who believe in Leviism often understand that morons will not be permitted in the world and genius should be recognized as it should be.

Metty: "Wow. I don't know what religion I fall under.. I just feel like everyone on earth is a moron!"

Levi: "Leviism, obviously."

Leviism by Ievitate November 20, 2016

Leviism 

Being afraid of bitches, to the point where you become gay and still get no bitches

Have you heard, Jason converted to LEVIISM

Leviism by FCGFanatic May 17, 2022

Levism 

A religion whos god is the mighty Levi Ackerman. Our daily prayer is Sasageyo and the quote we live by goes: ''Give up on your dreams and die''- Levi Ackerman

Person A: What is your religion
Person B: Levism
Person A: Ah yes. Sasageyo

Levism by midxary November 3, 2020

levism 

The art of random nothingness or unexpected, unjustifiable actions of human beings.

Symptoms: Social ineptitude, Chin straps, religious headgear during random moments in the year, simply complex minded, washing dishes and doing laundry at long intervals, feelings of the ability to bend space, time and reality,

Opposite: James Bond.

i.e. you are watching a movie with several friends... the movie is interrupted by a random act of yelling and rousing that has no relation to the movie, or current scene in the movie, or any comment anyone in the room has made - resulting in puzzled amazement by others in the room expecting context behind said random act of stupidity.

During a movie such as The Terminator, explosive singing occurs ♪"SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOWWWW!!"♪

In which after long pause, person two causally mumbles, "Boy, that was one helluva act of Levism"

levism by Doctor Spokky April 11, 2010

Levism 

The belief everything ever said or done is false, unknowable, and make up bullshit in addition to the ardent belief that everyone but you is full of shit. Adherents of levism have a tenancy to piss other people off, but they don't care, because as already stated these other people are, of course, full of shit. The founder of this school of thought is a mythical figure known only as "The Lev".

Person 1: Did you hear that guy preaching about levism the other day?
Person 2: Ya man, that guy was full of shit.

Levism by morticia, ruler of all the earth April 30, 2008

levism 

worshiping lev haiba from Haikyuu

my religion is levism

levism by ushicho November 1, 2020

levism 

worshiping lev haiba from haikyuu

my religion is levism

levism by ushicho November 1, 2020