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lesbianify 

To make yourself look more like a lesbian, this is used more commonly for males that achieve this.
Present Tense: I am just going to lesbianify myself to go out tonight
Past Tense: In that photo you lesbianified yourself!
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Lesbianicious 

Mix of lesbian and delicious: an adjective to describe lesbians, used by somebody (most likely a man) who derives pleasure from the concept of lesbianism
Are you seeing the lesbianicious vibe going on between those two girls over there?
Lesbianicious by DGW November 21, 2009

Lesbianic Chronic 

When a female blows marijuana smoke into another female's vagina and the one that recieved the smoke queefs it back into their mouth.
Female 1: "Hey bitch, spark this up so I can give you some "lesbianic chronic." *Removes undergarments

Female 2: "erm, y-yes mam" she replies timidly

Lesbianing 

The act of existing as a lesbian while doing something explicitly lesbian. A lesbian thinking about another girl she has a crush on would be lesbianing. Also, a lesbian kissing her girlfriend would be lesbianing.
Those two lesbians just moved in together after the second date. They're lesbianing so hard.

Lesbianister 

Where one lesbian is determined to turn a straight person gay, this is in an obvious way that the other person is clearly aware of.
It is often used among joking conversation as an insult between females.
Oh my god your such a lesbianister, please stop it.
Lesbianister by dizzyc September 14, 2010

Platonic Lesbianism 

Lifestyle choice!

Friendship… but only with girls (cuz guys suck)

When you just can’t kick your attraction to guys
Person 1: why is there only girls on your Snapchat?

Person 2: I’m doing platonic lesbianism

Lesbianism 

A religion practiced globally that is based around homosexual women who worship a god they call Hayley Kiyoko
Katie: You know, Lidia had been listening to a lot of Hayley Kiyoko lately, I think she does lesbianism.
Lauren: No way, really?
Lesbianism by Weenorboi69 October 28, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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