Lemas

Lemoore, California. Namesake of Naval Air Station (NAS) Lemoore.

Nevado: Hey bro! I need a stash spot in Lemas for the Moon Stuff and Clear comin' from Visa!

Calacas: Don't stress fool! Just go to the Naval Air Station! I saw some shit on the news about two tweakers who drove into NAS Lemas and crashed into an F-18!

Nevado: Right on homey! If no one was trippin' on those two, then we should have no problems!

Lemas by ZXY&ABC July 31, 2019

Lemas

Someone who is experienced in real world skills like math or science but is also experienced with memes and urban slang

Person 1: Hey Micheal Just Texted Me A Dank Meme.
Person 2: WHAT?!? Micheal? Isn't He That Genius Kid With Perfect Grades
Person 1: Yeah I Know Right, I Didn't Know He Was A Lemas

Lemas by UrbanEel March 22, 2017

leash-rope 

It is like playing jump-rope only your skipping over a leash or two while out walking your dog(s).

Most dog walkers are experts at playing leash-rope.

leash-rope by jpg3 April 12, 2015

Jade leMac

An actually perfect human being. Follow her on Tiktok @jadelemac

have you heard of Jade leMac?

ofc I have, who hasn’t?

Jade leMac by LettuceBec001 October 16, 2019

lemasi 

Lemasi is the name of one of the greatest poets of all time. One of his most recognizable works is “Sticks and bones may break my stones, but hurt me can words”

Lemasi was also a world renowned chemist and had a history of fixing pencil sharpeners.

Wow, that guy is very good at poetry, he must be lemasi.

lemasi by Lemasi April 21, 2019

legasp 

Like a regular gasp but more dramatic. Used mainly in chat rooms or AIM conversations

Guy 1: Dude I totally insulted MisaTange yesterday, it was an awesome flamefest

Guy 2: Legasp!

Guy 1:What?

Guy 2: You are so screwed....

legasp by RainbowNinja July 6, 2009

at least buy me dinner first

1. the response when somebody fucks you in a non-sexual way

2. the response when an unintentionally sexual activity occurs in a non-sexual setting

1.
*teacher hands back essay with a D-*
"at least buy me dinner first"

*car mechanic gives you a repair estimate*
"at least buy me dinner first"

2.
*tsa agent pats your groin down*
"at least buy me dinner first"

* gastroenterologist begins colonoscopy*
"at least buy me dinner first"

at least buy me dinner first by jigtigglybitties October 18, 2018