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lemasteringlife

An immature teen rapper whose music sucks. He claims to be professional but isn't. He once was an avid iFunny user who eventually got banned for posting stupid shit. He's like iFunnyChef or David Chef, however, he is ten times worse. He believes he will become famous; maybe, however, probably not. He is rejected by the entire iFunny community and it'll always be this way.
Yo, David Chef actually did something amazing, he banned LeMasteringLife!
lemasteringlife by Platinum3d June 21, 2014

Lemasterism

The philosophical teachings of Fred LeMaster. These will help future teachers with classroom management skills. Students say he should write a book with all his insights of teaching.
Brandy: What can I do with this student that is acting crazy?
Kim: Oh yeah what did that one teacher tell us?
Ryan: LEMASTERISMS!!
Lemasterism by Block 2 March 5, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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