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Lentildo 

an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus
Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?

Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices
Lentildo by clavecin1716 April 17, 2019
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Remington Leith 

The most sexiest vampire looking man ever.
His makeup is better than mine.

He is so hot, you can burn yourself if you touch him.
Another name for Remington Leith?
Sexy vampire
1. A leitmotif is a recurring musical theme, associated within a particular piece of music with a particular person, place or idea.

2. The first full-length album by the band dredg.
"dredg is the most fucking amazing band ever..
with leitmotif, el cielo, and catch without arms who needs pot?"
leitmotif by craig. August 12, 2006

Remington Leith 

A quite Cudgy and a great guy. Singer for the band (Palaye Royale) that he and his brothers started in 2011.
Remington Leith is better at makeup than me
Remington Leith by ashisnotalive February 5, 2019

Remington Leith 

-Frontman of Fashion-Art band Palaye Royale

- the definition of cudgy

- Lemington Leith

- Royal Council favorite Vampire
“We in the Royal Council love Remington Leith”
“Wow Remington Leith is so cudgy “
“Remington Leith voice is so unique and wonderful and I love it “
“We will always support Remington Leith - one of the kindest, amazing people who makes us happy to be here”
Remington Leith by Artsy_chaos February 7, 2019

lentini-vision 

Watching a High Definition TV with all of the High Definition equipment but viewing the Standard Definition Channel.
My friend experienced lentini-vision while watching the baseball game on his new plasma HDTV and wondered why he couldn't see so good.
lentini-vision by Liver lips January 13, 2008